Love or Logic

[Biggles]

You've obviously never seen my bawls

Mine were rather nice until I hit 40. Perhaps I'll spring for some cosmetic surgery on them in the cumming years. The excess skin could be donated to help a burn victim, or perhaps, provide hair replacement for a balding African-American...

I can't say I've noticed anything untoward happening to my tackle

well there is the grey hair but I think that just makes my bawls look distinguished.

[manker]

Ya know, as a dude 'n all, I've never ever even slightly understood why someone would want to see a picture of bawls I mean seriously, they look like the prunes at the back of the fruit stand that have been in the sun waaaaaay too long, sort of God's little afterthought, or maybe he had just run out of tidy ideas or simply sneezed (alot) during the draughting process.

Are people's motives for photographing bawls something you often ponder?
Not all balls look like that, maybe that's just your's

oh em gee.
Abuse of the humble apostrophe.

I'm now sending you a pic of my mbm's bawls instead of mine.
I think we can all learn something from this.

[megabyteme]

Mine were rather nice until I hit 40. Perhaps I'll spring for some cosmetic surgery on them in the cumming years. The excess skin could be donated to help a burn victim, or perhaps, provide hair replacement for a balding African-American...

I can't say I've noticed anything untoward happening to my tackle

well there is the grey hair but I think that just makes my bawls look distinguished.

I suppose I should point out (gawd I do luv the pun) that much of me has gone downhill in the past few years. I imagine it was only a matter of time before even my pinnacle of achievement wood suffer too.

[Squeamous]

I can't say I've noticed anything untoward happening to my tackle

well there is the grey hair but I think that just makes my bawls look distinguished.

Isn't it starting to thin yet? There's nothing more gut wrenchingly pathetic than an ageing pubis

oh em gee.
Abuse of the humble apostrophe.

I'm now sending you a pic of my mbm's bawls instead of mine.
I think we can all learn something from this.

I don't know what I was thinking, it just slipped out.
DON'T MAKE ME LOOK AT HIS BALLS!!1

[manker]

I think it's only fair that you look at them. Twice.
Especially since you made me think of septuagenarian pubis

[megabyteme]

I think it's only fair that you look at them. Twice.
Especially since you made me think of septuagenarian pubis

I believe that to be an expecially harsh pubishment as my own wife was only forced to see them once.

[Squeamous]

I think it's only fair that you look at them. Twice.
Especially since you made me think of septuagenarian pubis

I believe that to be an expecially harsh pubishment as my own wife was only forced to see them once.

Owing to your word fail on the other fred, I consider my debt to you discharged sir.

MB, your testicular services will no longer be required. You may put them away.

[Artemis]

Ya know, as a dude 'n all, I've never ever even slightly understood why someone would want to see a picture of bawls I mean seriously, they look like the prunes at the back of the fruit stand that have been in the sun waaaaaay too long, sort of God's little afterthought, or maybe he had just run out of tidy ideas or simply sneezed (alot) during the draughting process.

Are people's motives for photographing bawls something you often ponder?
Not all balls look like that, maybe that's just your's

I will say in my own defence, that the last chicken in the shop look depends on how bad the MSB is. Since I am married there are many times when they look quite fullsome rather than drained, but then that is the whole point of being married, to have someone to ignore you on a regular basis.

[Squeamous]

Are people's motives for photographing bawls something you often ponder?
Not all balls look like that, maybe that's just your's

I will say in my own defence, that the last chicken in the shop look depends on how bad the MSB is. Since I am married there are many times when they look quite fullsome rather than drained, but then that is the whole point of being married, to have someone to ignore you on a regular basis.

Never mind, single people aren't having nearly as much of it as you think either. Except for me of course. I'm having LOADS.

[anigav]

I just love logic

Really? Why?