If you had the chance to start your career over again...

[chalice]

Poor Alan.

[Alien5]

What me? Alan who?

I feel nice, so nice.

[chalice]

What me? Alan who?

I feel nice, so nice.

Not you. Some fucking idiot who got himself disseminated all over the insides of a van or something.

If I was talking to you, the sentence probably would've been ended with 'you fuckwit', you fuckwit.

[Alien5]

Sorry mate.

[chalice]

Also...

It loses its novelty when the targets are real people though... especially when you see your round drop someone... then it's not fun at all... but unless and until you've actually been there, you'll never understand that... let alone the even more horrific experience of watching the life drain from someone because you stuck the blade in them... honestly... it's an experience I wouldn't recommend... well I wouldn't have until April this year... when I suddenly discovered to my horror that there really are no honest and decent people left...

[NotLettingItGo]

Not you. Some fucking idiot who got himself disseminated all over the insides of a van or something.

I wish you'd make your mind up... first he was disseminated all over the inside of a van because he'd been duped by the British establishment... now your saying he got himself disseminated all over the inside of it... you can't have it both ways... either he was duped or he wasn't and did it to himself.

Oh! And for accuracy sake you should try to be accurate... only about three sandbags full of him was actually disseminated over the inside of the van by the lovely, thoroughly decent Irish lads who did it.

[chalice]

Not you. Some fucking idiot who got himself disseminated all over the insides of a van or something.

I wish you'd make your mind up... first he was disseminated all over the inside of a van because he'd been duped by the British establishment... now your saying he got himself disseminated all over the inside of it... you can't have it both ways... either he was duped or he wasn't and did it to himself.

Oh! And for accuracy sake you should try to be accurate... only about three sandbags full of him was actually disseminated over the inside of the van by the lovely, thoroughly decent Irish lads who did it.

Again, it wasn't me. Again, if you join the army expect to get blown up. Did they not cover that in basic training then?

[NotLettingItGo]

By the way you keep saying "it wasn't me" it sounds distinctly like you have a guilty conscience... there's no need you know, I haven't said it was you...

[chalice]

So why are you talking to me about it?

That's a bit like me calling everyone in England cunts for the Raj and other atrocities of British imperialism.

[NotLettingItGo]

I wasn't talking to you about Alan.. I was talking to manker... you (as per normal) butted in believing that you had a chance to take a dig... and it's backfired on you... as normal.