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    what goes blond brunette blond brunette blond brunette Blond?


    a Blond doing naked cartwheels


    what do you call a smelly brunette?


    A blond doing naked handstands

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    i get the first one... but i dont really picture the second one (it goes a little to far)

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    Originally posted by Lord Apocalypse@13 November 2003 - 13:04
    what goes blond brunette blond brunette blond brunette Blond?


    a Blond doing naked cartwheels


    what do you call a smelly brunette?


    A blond doing naked handstands
    :x

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    Originally posted by Lord Apocalypse@13 November 2003 - 13:04
    what goes blond brunette blond brunette blond brunette Blond?
    Oh I was gonna say Madonna...

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    sick :x

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    Originally posted by Formula1@13 November 2003 - 17:54
    sick :x
    i guess the second one is the blonde doing a handstand taking a dump... gross

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    Try on her period?

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    nah it's more that no blondes are natural and if thier doing naked handstands thier bits are gonna be the closest bits too you so smell

    a new one

    three blondes walk into a forest when they come across some tracks the first one goes who look dog tracks, the second one slaps her across the back of the head and says you're wrong thier deer tracks the third one hits them both and says you're both wrong thier elephant tracks....................................................................................................................................................... they were still arguing when the train hit them

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    Originally posted by Lord Apocalypse@17 November 2003 - 04:11
    nah it's more that no blondes are natural and if thier doing naked handstands thier bits are gonna be the closest bits too you so smell

    a new one

    three blondes walk into a forest when they come across some tracks the first one goes who look dog tracks, the second one slaps her across the back of the head and says you're wrong thier deer tracks the third one hits them both and says you're both wrong thier elephant tracks....................................................................................................................................................... they were still arguing when the train hit them
    LoL i get it now.

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    Norman and his wife live in Calgary. One winter morning while listening
    to
    >the radio, they hear the announcer say, "We are going to have 8 to 10
    >centimeters of snow today. You must park your car on the even numbered
    side
    >of the street, so the snow plow can get through." Norman's wife goes out
    >and moves her car.
    >
    >A week later while they are eating breakfast, the radio announcer says,
    "We
    >are expecting 10 to 12 centimeters of snow today. You must park your car
    on
    >the odd numbered side of the street, so the snow plow can get through."
    >Norman's wife goes out and moves her car again.
    >
    >The next week they are having breakfast again, when the radio announcer
    >says "We are expecting 12 to 14 centimeters of snow today. You must
    >park......" then the electric power goes out.
    >
    >
    >Norman's wife is very upset, and with a worried look on her face she says,

    >"Honey, I don't know what t do." Which side of the street do I need to
    park
    >on so the plow can get through?
    >
    >
    >With the love and understanding in his voice like all of us men who are
    >married to Blondes exhibit, Norman says, "Why don't you just leave it in
    >the garage this time?"
    SMARTY SMARTY HAD A PARTY NOBODY CAME BUT SMARTY

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