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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    I didn't miss it.
    I just decided that it was probably disingenuous. Like when you said you had a wife and three kids.

    What I wrote is a much more likely scenario.
    I do have a wife and three kids, and my wife happens to be one of the lying bitches I refer to up here.

    That scenario only exists in your head, I've stated the truth. See I'm like that, honest, brutally so when necessary.

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    OH! So you left your wife and kids for her and then she friendzoned you.
    omfg. Yeah okay. That's pretty bad, is there any chance of a reconciliation?

    If that happened to me, I'd probably go mental on a forum about it instead of being proactive too.
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  3. Lounge   -   #133
    You forgot to quote me so the "object of my desire" could see what I said... liar.

    No I live with my wife, it's either that or entrust my childrens future to her, and being as how she's another lying cow, I couldn't do that.

    You really must try to bring your imagination under control.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rejectOfAllah View Post
    You forgot to quote me so the "object of my desire" could see what I said... liar.

    No I live with my wife, it's either that or entrust my childrens future to her, and being as how she's another lying cow, I couldn't do that.

    You really must try to bring your imagination under control.
    Oops. Sorry about that, I will endeavour to quote from here on in.
    You should now instantly distrust every other person who has ever used the internets, btw.

    Also, I think I'm getting the picture now. Thanks for the blank filling,

    You and object of desire are both in relationships that kinda sucked, yours because your wife cheated, hers for unknown reasons, you used each other as shoulders to cry on. Nothing sexual happened but there was an understanding on both your parts that it would be an ideal idea to get together if only these pesky extraneous factors weren't such an issue.

    But when push come to shove, she didn't want you like that. Even after you told your wife that it was over. She just wanted to be friends.
    So now you're stuck in a irrevocably broken marriage til the youngest moves out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    Oops. Sorry about that, I will endeavour to quote from here on in.
    You should now instantly distrust every other person who has ever used the internets, btw.

    Also, I think I'm getting the picture now. Thanks for the blank filling,

    You and object of desire are both in relationships that kinda sucked, yours because your wife cheated, hers for unknown reasons, you used each other as shoulders to cry on. Nothing sexual happened but there was an understanding on both your parts that it would be an ideal idea to get together if only these pesky extraneous factors weren't such an issue.

    But when push come to shove, she didn't want you like that. Even after you told your wife that it was over. She just wanted to be friends.
    So now you're stuck in a irrevocably broken marriage til the youngest moves out.

    Jebus
    Nowhere near.

    I think I understand the root of your overactive imagination, if I were drving around in a girls car, I too might have allowed mine to develop in such a way as an escape from my reality.

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    I'm driving a 4X4 today. I've had it all week and it's ace, I feel like king of the world.

    The missus let me borrow hers cus I've been taking stuff to the tip.
    I'm just taking a break today so far, letting the girls sort out what we're keeping and what's for chucking out or shredding.
    They'll call me when something heavy needs carrying.
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

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    Quote Originally Posted by rejectOfAllah View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    Oops. Sorry about that, I will endeavour to quote from here on in.
    You should now instantly distrust every other person who has ever used the internets, btw.

    Also, I think I'm getting the picture now. Thanks for the blank filling,

    You and object of desire are both in relationships that kinda sucked, yours because your wife cheated, hers for unknown reasons, you used each other as shoulders to cry on. Nothing sexual happened but there was an understanding on both your parts that it would be an ideal idea to get together if only these pesky extraneous factors weren't such an issue.

    But when push come to shove, she didn't want you like that. Even after you told your wife that it was over. She just wanted to be friends.
    So now you're stuck in a irrevocably broken marriage til the youngest moves out.

    Jebus
    Nowhere near.

    I think I understand the root of your overactive imagination, if I were drving around in a girls car, I too might have allowed mine to develop in such a way as an escape from my reality.
    At the risk of being labeled a friend of manker's, I think he likes being a bit ghey and driving hairdressermobiles so I doubt he wants to escape that reality.

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  8. Lounge   -   #138
    Quote Originally Posted by Proper Bo View Post
    At the risk of being labeled a friend of manker's, I think he likes being a bit ghey and driving hairdressermobiles so I doubt he wants to escape that reality.
    I'm still unsure why anyone would think being a friend of chavis or manker is a problem, let alone why they would respond defensively to anyone who stated it.

    Poor chavis, you'll all give him a complex, he'll think people are ashamed of him.

  9. Lounge   -   #139
    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    I'm driving a 4X4 today. I've had it all week and it's ace, I feel like king of the world.

    The missus let me borrow hers cus I've been taking stuff to the tip.
    I'm just taking a break today so far, letting the girls sort out what we're keeping and what's for chucking out or shredding.
    They'll call me when something heavy needs carrying.
    Sounds like she's got you well trained. Women are perfectly capable of taking stuff to the tip you know, and they can lift heavy stuff. She's obviously got you under the thumb, doing all her womens work for her.

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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    Also, I think I'm getting the picture now. Thanks for the blank filling,

    You and object of desire are both in relationships that kinda sucked, yours because your wife cheated, hers for unknown reasons, you used each other as shoulders to cry on. Nothing sexual happened but there was an understanding on both your parts that it would be an ideal idea to get together if only these pesky extraneous factors weren't such an issue.

    But when push come to shove, she didn't want you like that. Even after you told your wife that it was over. She just wanted to be friends.
    So now you're stuck in a irrevocably broken marriage til the youngest moves out.

    Jebus
    I never really followed (*read*) what was going on with RoA's relationship stuffs. However, you made a handy guide, thanks. I will use it as reference for interpreting other posts.
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