i have an orsum story to tell

[Mr. Mulder]

i still can't be fucked to type it all out using words and shit but basically i did a load of drugs and smashed in a chubby teenage hairdresser, spuffed on her chebs too it was pretty awesome. then i didn't have thyme to sleep so got changed for work and she spurted shaving foam (not an ewefamisum) all over my work shirt?? i said ok, rubbed it off then went to work then when i got home from work she was thankfully gone as was the even chubbier teen my flatmate bummed. except he did her up the arse and there was so much blood!!!! and she liked it???? it looked like he'd been stabbed in the abdomen! awesome!!!!

there's other stuff too but i need to save something to tell my grandkids.


before i molest the shit out of them.



obviousment.

[Mr. Mulder]

is it classed as cheating if you were a complete fucking wreck?

[Alien5]

It depends what drugs and how much.

Why did he rip her arsehole?

[megabyteme]

Why did he rip her arsehole?

She was fat. Try to keep up, will you...

[mjmacky]

as was the even chubbier teen my flatmate bummed. except he did her up the arse and there was so much blood!!!! and she liked it???? it looked like he'd been stabbed in the abdomen! awesome!!!!

If she were classier, she would have told him about her diverticulosis before he moved onto the next hole.

[Squeamous]

i still can't be fucked to type it all out using words and shit but basically i did a load of drugs and smashed in a chubby teenage hairdresser, spuffed on her chebs too it was pretty awesome. then i didn't have thyme to sleep so got changed for work and she spurted shaving foam (not an ewefamisum) all over my work shirt?? i said ok, rubbed it off then went to work then when i got home from work she was thankfully gone as was the even chubbier teen my flatmate bummed. except he did her up the arse and there was so much blood!!!! and she liked it???? it looked like he'd been stabbed in the abdomen! awesome!!!!

there's other stuff too but i need to save something to tell my grandkids.


before i molest the shit out of them.



obviousment.

I'm sorry, I have to know. Did you get the shaving foam out of the shirt?

is it classed as cheating if you were a complete fucking wreck?

If you can't remember it it doesn't count. After all, if a tree falls in the woods and no-one is there to hear it, does it make a noise? Ah so.

[megabyteme]

Speaking of which, Sq, how was that date last night?

[Squeamous]

Speaking of which, Sq, how was that date last night?

Good. Very good. Some bullshit excuse was offered, but it was so creative I was touched. At least he cared enough to lie, you know?

[mjmacky]

At least he cared enough to lie, you know?

Cared enough about who, himself or you?

[Squeamous]

At least he cared enough to lie, you know?

Cared enough about who, himself or you?

I'm not sure he warrants that much thought tbh.