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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    My, my. How commendable. Etymology in the lounge.

    Whoda thunk that.
    Lounge need merely be interesting, right? Etymology is interesting, and anyone who disagrees can fickt off.
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    Quote Originally Posted by rejectOfAllah View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
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    It's rubbish, really. Unless you snort it off a hooker's arse.
    Apparently.
    We didn't do that kind of thing in my rugby club, although one or two of the props might have been up for it... if only they'd known.
    Trying to be a bit too butch, I see. NTL, doesn't it waste A LOT of coke when it get's stuck in the guy's arse hair?
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    Ghey lumberjacks, wolverines, blackflies in the summer, polar bears in the winter, that's basically Canada in a nutshell.

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    I've only just got the hooker/prop connection.

    And now I wish I hadn't. Eww.
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

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    Quote Originally Posted by mjmacky View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    My, my. How commendable. Etymology in the lounge.

    Whoda thunk that.
    Lounge need merely be interesting, right? Etymology is interesting, and anyone who disagrees can fickt off.
    I agree, I just hadn't planned on learning anything today.

    It would be a kindness if you continued using only information that you're absolutely sure I'm aware of.
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    I want some cocaine that makes you trip.

    in other news, mulder already shaves all of his body hair before he goes out into the world, so the shaving must have been of the teenage girls.
    interesting
    He probably nicked a flap or a fupa in his coke-fuelled depilatory frenzy and then cunningly explained the resultant blood as her being 'wet to the macs lol'.


    You can get away with that as wiminz never look at their lady garden during secks
    I'm sure I found secks appealing once upon a time
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    Damn. Have I put you off having secks with mulder.
    He'll be furious with me
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    Damn. Have I put you off having secks with mulder.
    He'll be furious with me
    Just Chloroform Les instead, Mulder has never been that concerned by levels of consciousness.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Artemis View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    Damn. Have I put you off having secks with mulder.
    He'll be furious with me
    Just Chloroform Les instead, Mulder has never been that concerned by levels of consciousness.....
    That's an excellent last resort - and it would work too - but I'm still hoping to somehow persuade Les to follow through of his own volition.
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Artemis View Post

    Just Chloroform Les instead, Mulder has never been that concerned by levels of consciousness.....
    That's an excellent last resort - and it would work too - but I'm still hoping to somehow persuade Les to follow through of his own volition.
    I was going to say that my age and whiskers would surely put me outside the operational ambit of Mulder


    ......no idea why I thought that this might be the case though
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    Me either.
    He'd just shave you pre-coitus.
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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