I want some cocaine that makes you trip.
in other news, mulder already shaves all of his body hair before he goes out into the world, so the shaving must have been of the teenage girls.
interesting

He probably nicked a flap or a fupa in his coke-fuelled depilatory frenzy and then cunningly explained the resultant blood as her being 'wet to the macs lol'.
You can get away with that as wiminz never look at their lady garden during secks

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