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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    Me either.
    He'd just shave you pre-coitus.
    My whiskers!

    I think it might be wise to re-calibrate the conversation with the language of love



    I know he would
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    Quote Originally Posted by Les
    I think it might be wise to re-calibrate the conversation with the language of love
    I'm not sure if you mean this thread or your planned encountrement* with mulder


    *I learned that word from a surprisingly eloquent homosexual. I think using it makes me appear debonair.
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Les
    I think it might be wise to re-calibrate the conversation with the language of love
    I'm not sure if you mean this thread or your planned encountrement* with mulder


    *I learned that word from a surprisingly eloquent homosexual. I think using it makes me appear debonair.
    I'd almost forgotten subtlety until you came back.

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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    I'm not sure if you mean this thread or your planned encountrement* with mulder
    *I learned that word from a surprisingly eloquent homosexual. I think using it makes me appear debonair.
    Still waiting on encourtening those pics, mate. It's not like you even need to zip the files.
    Ellipses go here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Les
    I think it might be wise to re-calibrate the conversation with the language of love
    I'm not sure if you mean this thread or your planned encountrement* with mulder




    *I learned that word from a surprisingly eloquent homosexual. I think using it makes me appear debonair.
    There is no encountrement (classy) on the horizon (I earnestly pray) However, I thought a distraction of the eminently "wouldable" variety might ensure that Mulder was fully grounded in his heterosexuality. I'm sure that is where he is happiest even though does like to visit surprise bum secks upon the poor lassies.
    Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum


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    Quote Originally Posted by Biggles View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    I'm not sure if you mean this thread or your planned encountrement* with mulder




    *I learned that word from a surprisingly eloquent homosexual. I think using it makes me appear debonair.
    There is no encountrement (classy) on the horizon (I earnestly pray) However, I thought a distraction of the eminently "wouldable" variety might ensure that Mulder was fully grounded in his heterosexuality. I'm sure that is where he is happiest even though does like to visit surprise bum secks upon the poor lassies.
    Yeah but in all fairness he does wait until after the third date before smashing their back doors in.

    A true gent
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    Quote Originally Posted by Darth Rings View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    I'm not sure if you mean this thread or your planned encountrement* with mulder
    *I learned that word from a surprisingly eloquent homosexual. I think using it makes me appear debonair.
    Still waiting on encourtening those pics, mate. It's not like you even need to zip the files.
    Call me Nerdy McGeekboi if you like but I'm not sure there is much benefit in compressing jpegs.

    I digress. I'm stalling for time. You appear to be the romantic sort and I just want a change from monogamy induced relentless onanism.
    I don't know if this will work out after all.
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    Yeah but in all fairness he does wait until after the third date before smashing their back doors in.

    A true gent
    I've heard he reads a chapter of Geoffrey of Monmouth's edifying Historia Regum Britanniae every night.
    Last edited by Biggles; 11-21-2011 at 11:51 PM.
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    In all honesty, I've no idea what that is. But I'm absolutely positive that you heard right.
    He's just that kind of guy.
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Darth Rings View Post

    Still waiting on encourtening those pics, mate. It's not like you even need to zip the files.
    Call me Nerdy McGeekboi if you like but I'm not sure there is much benefit in compressing jpegs.
    I'm feeling like you either misread his post or that I'm missing something obvious
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