If you see a 4 year old girl veering towards a bonfire...Do you...
A. Shout 'hey little girl, that burns you know. Bring me your daddy's wallet and I'll show you how to do a yo-yo properly.
B. Throw sand in her eyes.
c. Take the opportunity to molest her and steal her panties so you can wear them on your head and re-enact the scenario at your leisure from her genitals' perspective.
4. All of the above.
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