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my brother when i was little used to tell me that he would tell me a secret about santa the following year , i used to beg and beg him to tell me ( i was very young)
and he finally did when i was about 13 !!
i already knew by then that santa wasn't real !
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Originally posted by gemby!@13 November 2003 - 20:57
i already knew by then that santa wasn't real !He's not??..................
My life is ruined
Jonno B)
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whoops ...............*runs *
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none of u people are getting presents
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The night before Christmas a long long time ago, Santa was getting his presents ready in his shed, when Mrs. Claus shouted through "mother is coming for dinner."
This angered Santa slightly, so he started throwing his presents on the sleigh. With all the uneven weight, the sleigh fell into a million pieces, scaring off his reindeer into the cold night.
He went back inside for a cuppa and a hot toddy, but the teapot slipped out off his hands shattering onto the floor. Santa lost his balance, slipped in the water and fell
hard on his bum. Sodden wet and feeling grumpy, he got up and reached into the top cupboard for his jammy dodgers, when the shelving gave way and the contents fell onto of his head, knocking him back on the floor.
Just then, the doorbell went. He went to answer the door and found a small fairy at the door with his Christmas tree. "Where would you like your tree?" asked the fairy.
Thats why there is a fairy at the top of the tree at xmas.
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heh heh....I love that toothy grin.
still, one of my fave parts of xmas is opening my Santa sack.
even though my lil bro tends to take advantage of my lazyness and rumages through it before i get up.
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You're not allowed to you say, yet you did so anyway? lol I like your style lol :-)Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@13 November 2003 - 20:41
I'm not alowed to post in here cos it said "NOT a discussion about sex"..........DoH!
He's very clever tho and I guess Mrs.Claus gives him a .....................Bad Jonno
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@ lilmiss - rofl at the fairytale
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EDIT : Forgot to say, Santa, or should I say "Santa's", is an army of clones. There are hundred's of them for every country and they work with military precission to deliver all the present's worldwide in the space of a nano-second
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Me Ma and Pa saw a group of 15 or so Santa's fighting outside a resturant!Originally posted by SniperInTheShadows@15 November 2003 - 15:00
Santa, or should I say "Santa's", is an army of clones. There are hundred's of them for every country and they work with military precission to deliver all the present's worldwide in the space of a nano-second
God bless the xmas spirit.
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