Every man is a dick

[Squeamous]

Except Biggles and my dad obviously. Actually my dad is a bit of a dick, so maybe just Biggles. And Kev, he's alright too. Ben's been quite nice to me come to think of it, and Mulder once sent me a picture of his cawk which was unexpected and a bit like eye rape, but overall a positive experience.

Manker is kind of neutral: he's the magnolia paint of his sex. The Mackdaddy is some form of autistic savant so his behaviour isn't judged by the same standards as the rest of you.

The rest of you are dicks though x

[megabyteme]

Is this your way of asking nicely?

[Squeamous]

You know me so well

[Artemis]

Well for myself, I'm eternally grateful I haven't been classed as the 'magnolia paint' of my sex, I'd rather be a dick than damned with that faint praise.
It will probably help manker if instruct him on how to become more manly (and of course be a dick like the rest of us) rather than point out his inadequacies in public.
I always though McMacky was the way he was because fumehoods are for girls rather than any autism on his part, that and the self induced sleep deprivation, but I will amend your diagnosis on my list.....

[manker]

Autistic savant
It's funny 'cus it's true and we all thought it deep down without being able to articulate it so succinctly.

Being magnolia has its upside - if ever I went around to Squeams' place, she'd be all; 'Oh, it's just manky. I can walk around in my bra without him raping me'. But the minute her back was turned, I'd be wanking into her Cheerios whilst fingering the cat


Thanks for the PM about becoming more manly, Arty, I'm just not sure if it's for me.
Altho' your line about hanging around outside funerals and taking advantage of the emotionally vulnerable orphaned teenagers did give me pause

[Artemis]

Thanks for the PM about becoming more manly, Arty, I'm just not sure if it's for me.
Altho' your line about hanging around outside funerals and taking advantage of the emotionally vulnerable orphaned teenagers did give me pause

It's actually Megabyteme you can thank for the helpful hints on how to pickup wimminz, he was trying to get the eternal virgin to set his sights a bit lower, by generally hunting for the weak in the herd, although I do have a more than sneaking suspicion that MBM was speaking from personal experience and that perhaps more than one notch on his belt was simply unable to run walk hobble whip out the disabled person sign in time.

[manker]

Thanks for the PM about becoming more manly, Arty, I'm just not sure if it's for me.
Altho' your line about hanging around outside funerals and taking advantage of the emotionally vulnerable orphaned teenagers did give me pause

It's actually Megabyteme you can thank for the helpful hints on how to pickup wimminz, he was trying to get the eternal virgin to set his sights a bit lower, by generally hunting for the weak in the herd, although I do have a more than sneaking suspicion that MBM was speaking from personal experience and that perhaps more than one notch on his belt was simply unable to run walk hobble whip out the disabled person sign in time.

I think you're too polite, it's more than a sneaking suspicion. The man's a menace.

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1337 paint skillz

[Squeamous]

Well for myself, I'm eternally grateful I haven't been classed as the 'magnolia paint' of my sex, I'd rather be a dick than damned with that faint praise.
It will probably help manker if instruct him on how to become more manly (and of course be a dick like the rest of us) rather than point out his inadequacies in public.
I always though McMacky was the way he was because fumehoods are for girls rather than any autism on his part, that and the self induced sleep deprivation, but I will amend your diagnosis on my list.....

Think about it: good with maths, ability to drone on and on with meticulous verbosity on subjects of no interest to anyone else, obsessive attention to detail, able to function socially only through a series of learned routines rather than through any real empathy. I could go on but suffice it to say:

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As for Manker, well he's pretty much nice to me and only mentions my vagina about 30% of the time. This has the downside of meaning he's a complete bender, but these days that's no stop to being masculine. The single biggest thing he could probably do to tip the scales into dickery is buy his wife's Christmas present from the appliance section of any good department store.....oh...wait.....

Autistic savant
It's funny 'cus it's true and we all thought it deep down without being able to articulate it so succinctly.

Being magnolia has its upside - if ever I went around to Squeams' place, she'd be all; 'Oh, it's just manky. I can walk around in my bra without him raping me'. But the minute her back was turned, I'd be wanking into her Cheerios whilst fingering the cat


Thanks for the PM about becoming more manly, Arty, I'm just not sure if it's for me.
Altho' your line about hanging around outside funerals and taking advantage of the emotionally vulnerable orphaned teenagers did give me pause

I don't have a cat. Or anything that approximates one

[Mr. Mulder]

Mulder once sent me a picture of his cawk which was unexpected and a bit like eye rape, but overall a positive experience.

there's plenty more where that came from you interwebs backdoors i'd very much like to smash in!!1

[mjmacky]

Think about it: good with maths, ability to drone on and on with meticulous verbosity on subjects of no interest to anyone else, obsessive attention to detail, able to function socially only through a series of learned routines rather than through any real empathy. I could go on but suffice it to say:

There's a misconception in there, I have understood real empathy but believe I lost it somewhere along the way. I am also a fan of Dustin Hoffman, here is another movie photo of him.

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