Every man is a dick

[Squeamous]

I was hoping it might make you cross . I appreciate this may take years, but it's ok. I'm a patient woman.

[Something Else]

I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich Mahogany.

[Biggles]

I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich Mahogany.

and Squeams has been exceptionally naughty

[Artemis]

I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich Mahogany.

Ah yes but there is always this fact:

[Squeamous]

I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich Mahogany.

and Squeams has been exceptionally naughty

[Biggles]

and Squeams has been exceptionally naughty

[manker]

The smilies never lie - and in this case are particularly eloquent.

Les and Squeams have been inspecting each other's unmentionables on Skype. Fact.

[megabyteme]

The smilies never lie - and in this case are particularly eloquent.

Les and Squeams have been inspecting each other's unmentionables on Skype. Fact.

I believe Sq has done quite the eloquent job of mentioning her unmentionables lately. In fact, from the sounds of it, there were civil war muskets not packed so tightly.

[Biggles]

The smilies never lie - and in this case are particularly eloquent.

Les and Squeams have been inspecting each other's unmentionables on Skype. Fact.

Damn I've got to find out what this Skype thing is

[manker]

The smilies never lie - and in this case are particularly eloquent.

Les and Squeams have been inspecting each other's unmentionables on Skype. Fact.

I believe Sq has done quite the eloquent job of mentioning her unmentionables lately. In fact, from the sounds of it, there were civil war muskets not packed so tightly.

I would be a bit worried about that. I mean you've seen how caustic her wit can be.
I'd be banging away and I can just envisage her glancing up from inspecting her nails and saying; 'Oh, you've started then'