Every man is a dick

[manker]

The smilies never lie - and in this case are particularly eloquent.

Les and Squeams have been inspecting each other's unmentionables on Skype. Fact.

Damn I've got to find out what this Skype thing is

You master of subterfuge you.

Big Les' Skype Services - Discretion assured.

[Biggles]

Damn I've got to find out what this Skype thing is

You master of subterfuge you.

Big Les' Skype Services - Discretion assured.

and just when I think I might know what it is, it slides between my fingers

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[megabyteme]

I believe Sq has done quite the eloquent job of mentioning her unmentionables lately. In fact, from the sounds of it, there were civil war muskets not packed so tightly.

I would be a bit worried about that. I mean you've seen how caustic her wit can be.
I'd be banging away and I can just envisage her glancing up from inspecting her nails and saying; 'Oh, you've started then'

The "bar" has been set pretty high.

[manker]

You master of subterfuge you.

Big Les' Skype Services - Discretion assured.

and just when I think I might know what it is, it slides between my fingers

uppompeii_2.jpg

[Squeamous]

The smilies never lie - and in this case are particularly eloquent.

Les and Squeams have been inspecting each other's unmentionables on Skype. Fact.

In dim and distant memory we once did, but in recent years my bewbs would tend to drop off the bottom of my webcam's visual range, and les' unmentionable ceased to reach it

I believe Sq has done quite the eloquent job of mentioning her unmentionables lately. In fact, from the sounds of it, there were civil war muskets not packed so tightly.

I don't know what that means but I have a feeling it's not very flattering.

[megabyteme]

I don't know what that means but I have a feeling it's not very flattering.

Au contraire. The sentence contained the word "tightly". That's a good thing.

EDIT- In unrelated news, I'm off to obtain 36" of 1 1/2" black pipe for the wife...

[manker]

In dim and distant memory we once did, but in recent years my bewbs would tend to drop off the bottom of my webcam's visual range, and les' unmentionable ceased to reach it

Don't worry, You'll always be magnificently taught in the mental pictures contained deep within my wank bank


And also, 'unmentionables' are underwear.
I would never be so base as to imply what you depicted in your post.

[Squeamous]

Don't worry, You'll always be magnificently taught in the mental pictures contained deep within my wank bank


And also, 'unmentionables' are underwear.
I would never be so base as to imply what you depicted in your post.

I think you mean 'taut'. Tut tut tut, schoolboy error.

[mjmacky]

Don't worry, You'll always be magnificently taught in the mental pictures contained deep within my wank bank

I think you mean 'taut'. Tut tut tut, schoolboy error.

Unless he equates bare ass spankings with lessons, then that would allow your box to hang halfway to the floor without consequence.

[Squeamous]

Unless he equates bare ass spankings with lessons, then that would allow your box to hang halfway to the floor without consequence.

Um, a lady's box is something quite different in Britain. Why can't you people in Crazyland get them the right way round?