Every man is a dick

[manker]

OH FUCK

I can't bring myself to quote it
let's nevar talk about this again.

[mjmacky]

Unless he equates bare ass spankings with lessons, then that would allow your box to hang halfway to the floor without consequence.

Um, a lady's box is something quite different in Britain. Why can't you people in Crazyland get them the right way round?

<--Confused, I was pretty sure that box was universal. Whichever hole gets penetrated most often, is it not?

[Something Else]

EDIT- In unrelated news, I'm off to obtain 36" of 1 1/2" black pipe for the wife...

You bought her a gangbang for her birthday.

[mjmacky]

EDIT- In unrelated news, I'm off to obtain 36" of 1 1/2" black pipe for the wife...

You bought her a gangbang for her birthday.

I don't think there are enough black males within a reasonable drivable distance of his region of residence. Also, I think they're into TOYS. The black piping is probably related.

[megabyteme]

It's for her gate, not her gait.

[Squeamous]

OH FUCK

I can't bring myself to quote it
let's nevar talk about this again.

Of coarse. I shall only bring it up when I'm on my period. I think that's fare.

<--Confused, I was pretty sure that box was universal. Whichever hole gets penetrated most often, is it not?

No, it's a cunt.

[Biggles]

Of coarse. I shall only bring it up when I'm on my period. I think that's fare.

<--Confused, I was pretty sure that box was universal. Whichever hole gets penetrated most often, is it not?

No, it's a cunt.

AKA Life?

[mjmacky]

<--Confused, I was pretty sure that box was universal. Whichever hole gets penetrated most often, is it not?

No, it's a cunt.

Why isn't that compatible with cunt? Cunt is the originally intended meaning of my use of box, which makes your original reply all the more confusing. I thought you were going to try to convince me it meant rectumhole or something, hence my cautiously worded definition.

In summation, I was originally painting a picture of loose drooping labia and perhaps some swollen heavily used vaginal tissue hanging out while you're being spanked. It was a notion of lacking tautness that I just carried on the back of an intentional misspelling by manker (assumed).

[Squeamous]

No, it's a cunt.

Why isn't that compatible with cunt? Cunt is the originally intended meaning of my use of box, which makes your original reply all the more confusing. I thought you were going to try to convince me it meant rectumhole or something, hence my cautiously worded definition.

In summation, I was originally painting a picture of loose drooping labia and perhaps some swollen heavily used vaginal tissue hanging out while you're being spanked. It was a notion of lacking tautness that I just carried on the back of an intentional misspelling by manker (assumed).

Have you ever actually been intimate with the contents of a lady's gusset....I mean, one under pensionable age

[mjmacky]

Have you ever actually been intimate with the contents of a lady's gusset....I mean, one under pensionable age

If you know how to get a five year old to squirt, I'm all ears.