Every man is a dick

[manker]

Why isn't that compatible with cunt? Cunt is the originally intended meaning of my use of box, which makes your original reply all the more confusing. I thought you were going to try to convince me it meant rectumhole or something, hence my cautiously worded definition.

In summation, I was originally painting a picture of loose drooping labia and perhaps some swollen heavily used vaginal tissue hanging out while you're being spanked. It was a notion of lacking tautness that I just carried on the back of an intentional misspelling by manker (assumed).

Have you ever actually been intimate with the contents of a lady's gusset....I mean, one under pensionable age

I'm not entirely sure he's familiar with lady gardens of any vintage.
One hates to be presumptuous but he was on about getting a ticket for cruising in San Francisco in a thread earlier today.

Draw your own conclusions

[manker]

Have you ever actually been intimate with the contents of a lady's gusset....I mean, one under pensionable age

If you know how to get a five year old to squirt, I'm all ears.

[Artemis]

pedobear strikes again.

[manker]

Unless he equates bare ass spankings with lessons, then that would allow your box to hang halfway to the floor without consequence.

Um, a lady's box is something quite different in Britain. Why can't you people in Crazyland get them the right way round?

there you are manker, I quoted it for posterity. you can thank me later

You're either very skilled in the art of misdirection - and if that is the case, then I am hugely in your debt, sir.
Or you're reading this thread though a fog of opium and mental illness.

[Squeamous]

Have you ever actually been intimate with the contents of a lady's gusset....I mean, one under pensionable age

I'm not entirely sure he's familiar with lady gardens of any vintage.
One hates to be presumptuous but he was on about getting a ticket for cruising in San Francisco in a thread earlier today.

Draw your own conclusions

I can't quite picture in my mind what the Mack's perfect partner would look like, but I'm convinced it wouldn't be male OR female. Back to the drawing board.

[manker]

I'm not entirely sure he's familiar with lady gardens of any vintage.
One hates to be presumptuous but he was on about getting a ticket for cruising in San Francisco in a thread earlier today.

Draw your own conclusions

I can't quite picture in my mind what the Mack's perfect partner would look like, but I'm convinced it wouldn't be male OR female. Back to the drawing board.

I can totally see him anthropomorphising his favourite lanthanide and getting married in some kind of mentalist civil ceremony in Arkansas.

[Artemis]

Um, a lady's box is something quite different in Britain. Why can't you people in Crazyland get them the right way round?

there you are manker, I quoted it for posterity. you can thank me later

You're either very skilled in the art of misdirection - and if that is the case, then I am hugely in your debt, sir.
Or you're reading this thread though a fog of opium and mental illness.

I'd like to take a bow for the art of misdirection, but teh board seemed to have an attack of the bad aids for me, I refreshed the fred saw a comment of yours (the shocked mortified one where you never wanted to mention dangling ladybits evar again) and replied. I then found out a whole page of fun and games precipitated my reply, making my reply utterly fucking redundant and leaving you with the impression that I have had too much drugs today....which I have by the way and thanks for asking.

[manker]

leaving you with the impression that I have had too much drugs today....which I have by the way and thanks for asking.

So it seems.

The misdirection would still work, you're doing an exceptional job. Except I feel I need to clear things up.
Dangling lady-bits are meat and drink - I was referring to my grammatical fuck-up

[Artemis]

leaving you with the impression that I have had too much drugs today....which I have by the way and thanks for asking.

So it seems.

The misdirection would still work, you're doing an exceptional job. Except I feel I need to clear things up.
Dangling lady-bits are meat and drink - I was referring to my grammatical fuck-up

To which I will carry on with the magical misdirection and blame it on the drugs...... I had mushrooms for breakfast.

[Artemis]

Actually I was just watching the music video for Placebo's Meds and this fred popped into my head, thanks manker for disturbing my qwality time.....