Well I never. Turns out women can be even bigger cocks than men. Who would have thought it? I can't keep up with all this dickery, which is something I never thought I'd say
Well I never. Turns out women can be even bigger cocks than men. Who would have thought it? I can't keep up with all this dickery, which is something I never thought I'd say
It's like someone spilt a bag of dicks all over the lounge tonight, or something else.
Now go away.
Talking of which we were having one of those silly, slightly racy conversations in teh office today and I thought I would show my street credz n stuff - unfortunately I thought those Ann Summers devices were called Bunnies. There was a lot of confusion (admittedly caused by me) and teh younger wimenz suddenly twigged and there was much merriment (at my expense). This was made worse by my recollection that the Bunnies had ears and one my oldest work buddies who is even more out of touch than I am looked blankly and said "why would it have ears"..the girls went
Personally I think Rabbit is a silly name, Bunny is better - sort of friendlier I felt a bit of tube to be honest how can you have street credz when the girls look on kindly and say never mind you knew what you meant
Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum
Sometimes it feels like the only babies being born around me are the product of some form of coercion or trickery. There has to be some other way shirley? Like maybe both parties could consent or something else.
I've seen it, but thanks anyway x
Aw, well tbh I don't think they should have allowed you to embarrass yourself like that sweetheart. If it had been me I would have intervened on your approach to the discussion with a gentle
'OI GRANDAD WE'RE HAVING A PRIVATE DISCUSSION GET BACK IN YOUR BOX!1!!1'
And you would have sloped back to your desk, yes cradling your poor macerated balls in your hands, but certainly no more ignorant in the eyes of your colleagues
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