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[manker]

Jenna Marbles is single-handedly responsible for every female I'm even passingly acquainted with thinking that I'm lovely.
Due to her I've taken to calling females 'sparkly-candy-dragon' or 'fluffy-muffin-monkey' or 'cutie-skittle-panda'.
You can't do it in every interaction, or it would be silly, but occasional use works like you wouldn't believe

If you want to get into technicalities, then never deviate from the adjective/food/animal formula, slight alliteration helps and the only time you can use it with a guy is if you're wanting to defuse a tense situation:
'Are you staring at my missus' tits?', 'Of course not, you great big shiny-cupcake-tiger'.


You are now aware that you're 23% less socially awkward than you were when you began reading this post.

Oh that's horrible. I had to tell an ex once to stop doing that when we first met: he used to do a funny 'cute' voice as well, and I was like WTF I can't have sex with you you ghey. Pet names are fine as long as they're along the lines of 'fuckface' or 'cockmunch'. Plus anyone who knows me as well as they should if they're sleeping with me really ought to know calling me 'Fluffy' will get them a punch in the froat.

Yeah that's where he went wrong, it only works with human females


I think this calls for a different formula but you'd have to put up with names from me, even if it meant a right hook.
I'd call you my shiny borg queen occular stretchy cervix-muffin or something else.

[Squeamous]

Yeah that's where he went wrong, it only works with human females

I think this calls for a different formula but you'd have to put up with names from me, even if it meant a right hook.
I'd call you my shiny borg queen occular stretchy cervix-muffin or something else.

That falls within acceptable parameters

[Biggles]

Oh that's horrible. I had to tell an ex once to stop doing that when we first met: he used to do a funny 'cute' voice as well, and I was like WTF I can't have sex with you you ghey. Pet names are fine as long as they're along the lines of 'fuckface' or 'cockmunch'. Plus anyone who knows me as well as they should if they're sleeping with me really ought to know calling me 'Fluffy' will get them a punch in the froat.

SGG's pet is called Fluffy

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Quite sweet really

[megabyteme]

Here I was, semi-aroused by Sq's talk of punching guys in the throat for getting out of line, and you have to kill that with pics of some creepy-crawly. Isn't it enough we have Reject's text postings, now we have his caricature?

[Squeamous]

[Biggles]

Here I was, semi-aroused by Sq's talk of punching guys in the throat for getting out of line, and you have to kill that with pics of some creepy-crawly. Isn't it enough we have Reject's text postings, now we have his caricature?

Fluffy is not a creepy crawly

[megabyteme]

My sincere apologies for the unfavorable, and unfair, comparison.

[Biggles]

My sincere apologies for the unfavorable, and unfair, comparison.

Cue another 20 page flame war

[manker]

Flame war? Count me in

The only problem is that I appear to like almost everyone who posts here now.
Where are all the gits

[Biggles]

Flame war? Count me in

The only problem is that I appear to like almost everyone who posts here now.
Where are all the gits

Where are they now Billy Deans et al