Legalizing drugs.

**anigav** · 12-04-2011, 07:01 PM

Originally Posted by mjmacky

Originally Posted by chavis

That implies that there's a communal cock we all take turns rubbing.

You fucking monkey.

The communal cock is mine, all mine!

That's why you are cock scoping..

**megabyteme** · 12-04-2011, 09:45 PM

Originally Posted by mjmacky

The communal cock is mine, all mine!

I need to reserve it for around 6 PM this evening (Pacific time zone). Won't get it dirty, just planning to squirt one out on the wife's face. Should be back in rotation by 6:15 PM...

Thanks.

Notes to communal members:

Do not allow Oleg to join in rotation. He'll check it out, and never use it.

Idol is still authorized, but must thoroughly clean it. Maple syrup dried in the end last time, causing my wife to chew on it.

Macky loses his deposit after returning it with what appears to be barbed wire scars.

Chalice appears to only use his rotation on his birthday, so I feel he should get a discount on his membership dues.

Rings is hereby removed, and permanently banned, for violations in the Terms of Use Agreement.

Manker seems to get more use than anyone else (who woulda thunk an accountant would get the most action of us

); however, as Chalice receives a discount, Manker's dues should increase.

**Artemis** · 12-05-2011, 02:33 AM

Originally Posted by megabyteme

Originally Posted by mjmacky

The communal cock is mine, all mine!

I need to reserve it for around 6 PM this evening (Pacific time zone). Won't get it dirty, just planning to squirt one out on the wife's face. Should be back in rotation by 6:15 PM...

Thanks.

Notes to communal members:

Do not allow Oleg to join in rotation. He'll check it out, and never use it.

Idol is still authorized, but must thoroughly clean it. Maple syrup dried in the end last time, causing my wife to chew on it.

Macky loses his deposit after returning it with what appears to be barbed wire scars.

Chalice appears to only use his rotation on his birthday, so I feel he should get a discount on his membership dues.

Rings is hereby removed, and permanently banned, for violations in the Terms of Use Agreement.

Manker seems to get more use than anyone else (who woulda thunk an accountant would get the most action of us

); however, as Chalice receives a discount, Manker's dues should increase.

It's not that Oleg won't use it, I'm pretty sure he must have a strongly developed forearm by now, it's just that he won't/can't use it on anyone else. So maybe if his library card gets validated can book it out on proviso he also buys ALOT of lube, or is it insured for chafing ?

As for you MBM, why would you need to check out the communal cock anyway, you're married and have children (plural) don't you know that that's it job done, you're now back to flying solo

**anigav** · 12-05-2011, 02:57 AM

OP please change the title of this thread to Communal Cock Scoping?

**Artemis** · 12-05-2011, 03:52 AM

Originally Posted by anigav

OP please change the title of this thread to Communal Cock Scoping?

Everyone else is quite prepared to use the communal cock, it is only you that seem to be interested in cock scoping, is there something you aren't telling us ?

**mjmacky** · 12-05-2011, 06:46 AM

Originally Posted by megabyteme

Chalice appears to only use his rotation on his birthday, so I feel he should get a discount on his membership dues.

I disagree with the discount, he only uses his real name on his birthday. All other times he's using it, he's breaking in and using a pseudonym. Apparently he's behind the vagrant problem we thought we were having.

Also, remember everyone to bring your own towel and not to leave it behind when you're done with it (especially Idol). I hate that I'm the only picking up and washing the towels, you're adults now and there's really no need for me to be reminding you how to act like ones. Another thing, the neighbors are writing letters about excessive noise past 11 p.m. Please remember to keep it down, not for their sake, but so that we don't lose our late night privileges when it gets used most.