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    Mr. Mulder's Avatar pepper your angus BT Rep: +10BT Rep +10
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    Tatt-poo for cheating

    Artist inks excrement on wayward lover's back

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    A FURIOUS woman is suing her ex-boyfriend after he tattooed a steaming poo on her back.

    Rossie Brovent wants £60,000 in damages from Ryan Fitzjerald.
    Rossie, from Dayton, Ohio, US, wanted a scene from the Narnia trilogy inked on her back.
    Instead she was left with a pile of excrement with flies buzzing around it.
    Tattoo artist Ryan turned rogue after discovering that Rossie had cheated on him with his best friend.
    Rossie originally tried to have her ex-lover charged with assault but she had signed a consent form agreeing the tattoo design was "at the artist's discretion".
    She said: "He tricked me by drinking a bottle of cheap wine with me and doing tequila shots before I signed it and got the tattoo.
    "Actually I was passed out for most of the time, and woke up to this horrible image on my back."

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    Some people get a bit of a mood on over the whole relationship thing don't they
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    This "news" story is a hoax.

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    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2067810/Is-Rossie-Brovent-suing-ex-boyfriend-inking-flies-buzzing-excrement-back.html
    Last edited by zot; 11-30-2011 at 01:21 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by zot View Post
    This "news" story is a hoax.

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    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2067810/Is-Rossie-Brovent-suing-ex-boyfriend-inking-flies-buzzing-excrement-back.html
    The link alone was worth it to see, "The Girl with the Dog Poo Tattoo"
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    I'm eagerly awaiting the sequel, "The Girl Who Played with Poo".

    Also
    The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo (original title in Swedish: Män som hatar kvinnor – "Men Who Hate Women"
    Seems appropriate enough.
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    Quote Originally Posted by IdolEyes787 View Post
    I'm eagerly awaiting the sequel, "The Girl Who Played with Poo".
    That story line consists of two parts, including the third in the series, "The Girl Who Kicked the Pile of Poo"
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    its fake

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheScrab View Post
    its fake
    You couldn't read 2 comments in before interjecting your rather redundant two word display of obliviousness? If I set you on fire, would you run around screaming, "I'm on fire"? It wasn't rhetorical, I want to test that scenario.
    Last edited by mjmacky; 12-01-2011 at 09:56 AM. Reason: punc.
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    I'll bring marshmallows.

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