Sheds.

[mjmacky]

Saved isn't being like me.

Sorry. I was confusing saved with spastic.

Silly me.

In the context of christianity, it's pretty much the same thing.

[NotLettingItGo]

Sorry. I was confusing saved with spastic.

Silly me.

Lets try not to repeat the same old gags over and over again shall we, it'll get boring for the audience. We just did that one with the enemas and arsehole sketch.

Saved is a state whereby you recognise that the world is primarily occupied by cunts (both men and women) and are happy to acknowledge that to be the case, whilst still retaining the ability within yourself to give a fuck about one or two of those occupants. See that's why I fail, cause I don't give a fuck about any of them anymore.

[Squeamous]

Energetic apathy notwithstanding, you're still not having a go at my shed/bunker/silage unit.

I am. I'm going to sneak in there when you're out and move things about.

Why are you replying to me with this? I decided not to go with being a shed owner for the purposes of this thread. The most you could take away is that I'm hiding out or breaking into other people's sheds. The reality is I live in a 1 bedroom condo, and when I move out of the country, I'm murdering 5 people.

On another note, I'm a very friendly drunk. I've excused more stupidity and horrendous personality traits on a drunken night than my cumulative adult summation of tolerance. I've even wrapped my arm around the guy hitting on my girlfriend (at the time). The place to avoid having me in mixed company is ANYWHERE else besides the bar, including my own home. Did you take me for a mean drunk or something?

Just like I don't tend to go out drinking with people who practice gender apartheid, I also pretty much avoid anyone who has to be drunk to put up with me. It's important to have standards even in hypothetical situations.

Also, I don't know if you're aware of this, but the more you talk to me the more you sound like Oleg. I'm finding it hilarious .

[megabyteme]

Words are all we have, and when you choose to employ them like this, it hurts me. It hurts me deep inside.

You have destroyed my innocence. All men are cunts now.

<-------- First time I have used this. I'd say, "knocked it out of the park", but the ball has yet to touch earth. May never happen...

[NotLettingItGo]

...I'd say, "knocked it out of the park", but the ball has yet to touch earth. May never happen...

Absolutely, he definitively proved with that statement that all men are cunts beyond any doubt. Maybe that's not the earth you thought it would be landing on though.

[megabyteme]

You just fail to see the perfect parody he created of everything you have ever posted.

That ball will only touch ground when you stop being such a pathetic, one-note, sad song. I don't see it happening.

[NotLettingItGo]

No I didn't fail to see it at all, but I'm intelligent enough to understand that creating a parody of "all men are cunts" whilst behaving like a cunt doesn't work. He proved and thus nullified his own parody.

EDIT: Let try an example and see if you can't understand it when I explain it too you.

EDIT: Lets say Nick Griffin parodied that racist men thought all black men should be deported... do you think that would be funny?

Tell me are we going to have to continue to explain things to you like we do to a four year old child?

[megabyteme]

1. I didn't know who Nick Griffin was, so thanks for that. I found this video while searching his name:




2. It is probably a little too deep to be discussing racism, and deportation with a four year old. Please just return him/her back to the parents unharmed.

3.

[mjmacky]

Just like I don't tend to go out drinking with people who practice gender apartheid, I also pretty much avoid anyone who has to be drunk to put up with me. It's important to have standards even in hypothetical situations.

Also, I don't know if you're aware of this, but the more you talk to me the more you sound like Oleg. I'm finding it hilarious .

You know, you used to be nice to me before. We would be able to talk about things like the difference between a sociopath and a psychopath. I was going to let you be the first ladyboy to put it in me, but then you go and say stupid shit sometimes. It makes me so fucking mad I want to hurt you. Why did you change all of a sudden and call me autistic. I'm not autistic I went to the doctor and he said I didn't have any of the 3 forms of autism. I looked up autism and it says it's a disorder of neural development characterized by impaired social interaction and communication with restricted and repetitive behavior. How is me wanting to have sex with a ladyboy in a shed repetitive behavior? You make no sense sometimes and I want to fucking kill you. I just want it to be like before when we could talk about things and you wouldn't say stupid shit like that sometimes.

[manker]

That was a decent read this sunny morn

Honourable mention to Mary for overcoming the double handicap of being an American autistic and seeing straight thro' the irony in my nerdy I'm not a nerd set-up.
I think we should cwtch now in celebration of your progress.