Sheds.

[manker]

As usual, our damaged pal has ventured deep into the realm of hyperbole - but once his exaltations are tempered, you'll see that he is absolutely correct.

Does my arse look big in this?
Do you fancy me as much as you used to?
Do you think my sister is sexually attractive?
You'd feel so bad if you had an affair that you'd tell me, right?
Do you prefer going out with me or your mates?
Am I the dirtiest slut you've ever pissed on?
Are you excited about waking up with me on xmas morning?

If I answered any one of those questions honestly, then she'd fuck off into the far distance and I'd be left alone in my wankpit for at least an hour. She'd then text me and ask if I really meant it - and only dishonesty would would stop the heartache.

I'm not saying that this is a bad thing. It's just how it is with wiminz.

Women seriously ask you those kinds of questions? Like, caring what you think and stuff? I usually go by how a man makes me feel. If he makes me happy he can stay around, if he doesn't he has to go. As a general rule of thumb I think questions should only be asked if they have a definite answer that will achieve a goal of some importance. For instance:

What are we having for dinner and when?
What time are we leaving?
Can you do _____ for me?
Have you called your mother recently?
When was the last time you had a shower?
Do these shoes go with this jacket?
Are you currently happy with the progress and nature of our relationship?

That sort of thing. I assume that if he has something else he desperately wants to get off his chest he'll inform me

Yes! Every one I've ever had a relationship with.
It may be that my massive post count makes them insecure or something, idk, but upon interacting with fellow humans, I've discovered that this phenomena is by no means limited to my house.

Your logical approach to relationships is interesting and might just work.
If me and the missus don't work out, I'd definitely consider swapping body fluids and cohabiting with a member of the collective

[Squeamous]

Yes! Every one I've ever had a relationship with.
It may be that my massive post count makes them insecure or something, idk, but upon interacting with fellow humans, I've discovered that this phenomena is by no means limited to my house.

Your logical approach to relationships is interesting and might just work.
If me and the missus don't work out, I'd definitely consider swapping body fluids and cohabiting with a member of the collective

Well hang on, I'm separated remember, so it's not all fun and games. In truth if I had asked a few more questions and tolerated a bit less perhaps he wouldn't have grown into such a dick. I didn't give him any boundaries or tell him what to do, or indicate the possession of any neuroses, dependency or confidence issues. I didn't need him in the slightest for financial, emotional or practical support, and he ended up being an antisocial, possessive, depressive, neurotic gamer with poor hygeine and the sex drive of a eunoch. Perhaps men need to be kept on their toes with complete fuckwits.

[manker]

Yes! Every one I've ever had a relationship with.
It may be that my massive post count makes them insecure or something, idk, but upon interacting with fellow humans, I've discovered that this phenomena is by no means limited to my house.

Your logical approach to relationships is interesting and might just work.
If me and the missus don't work out, I'd definitely consider swapping body fluids and cohabiting with a member of the collective

Well hang on, I'm separated remember, so it's not all fun and games. In truth if I had asked a few more questions and tolerated a bit less perhaps he wouldn't have grown into such a dick. I didn't give him any boundaries or tell him what to do, or indicate the possession of any neuroses, dependency or confidence issues. I didn't need him in the slightest for financial, emotional or practical support, and he ended up being an antisocial, possessive, depressive, neurotic gamer with poor hygeine and the sex drive of a eunoch. Perhaps men need to be kept on their toes with complete fuckwits.

Agreed. I definitely need a steady stream of complete fuckwits to keep me on my toes.

If I didn't have to worry about your emotional needs or give you any practical support, it would leave me with more time for x-bawks, wanking and inner contemplation. I can see how that would lead to me turning into the description of your ex but it's tempting

[mjmacky]

Personally I've found the easiest way to get a woman to fuck off into the far distance is honesty, see they don't do honesty. Very few of them can handle honestly or integrity, and when confronted by it they suddenly become sad pathetic little creatures who can't find a way to interact with it, or the challenges it poses to them and their complete lack of either quality.

I only deal in terms of honesty, often earning me the label of insensitive. However, you seem to have a bigger problem with their response to honesty than they have a problem with the truth. Feeling like shit over a revelation of an unpleasant truth would be an honest response. So basically, what exactly is your problem again?

If you just can't stand a woman getting uppity, than harness your pivot and back swing, it's the closest thing to respect you'll probably ever experience.

[manker]

If you just can't stand a woman getting uppity, than harness your pivot and back swing, it's the closest thing to respect you'll probably ever experience.

What in the name of tarnation does that mean

[Barbarossa]

Not my decision

Tautology

I'll have you know I made a VERY important decision recently about not having any more kids

Granted, the downside to this appears to be no more sex in the foreseeable future, but that's a cross I'm willing to bear...

[Barbarossa]

If you just can't stand a woman getting uppity, than harness your pivot and back swing, it's the closest thing to respect you'll probably ever experience.

What in the name of tarnation does that mean

He means either go and play a round of golf, or smack her in the face

[manker]

Tautology

I'll have you know I made a VERY important decision recently about not having any more kids

Granted, the downside to this appears to be no more sex in the foreseeable future, but that's a cross I'm willing to bear...

Can't you just have secks with adults instead.

[Barbarossa]

I'll have you know I made a VERY important decision recently about not having any more kids

Granted, the downside to this appears to be no more sex in the foreseeable future, but that's a cross I'm willing to bear...

Can't you just have secks with adults instead.

:lolpinch:

That's really poor!

(Note - I never did a lolpinch smilie, but the emotion I felt then was more than a but less than a )

[Squeamous]

Agreed. I definitely need a steady stream of complete fuckwits to keep me on my toes.

If I didn't have to worry about your emotional needs or give you any practical support, it would leave me with more time for x-bawks, wanking and inner contemplation. I can see how that would lead to me turning into the description of your ex but it's tempting

I was thinking perhaps if both parties in a relationship could manage their own shit efficiently it might leave time for this:



But then I'm just a girl what do I know