effendi
Originally Posted by rejectOfAllah
Does she give better head than you? That might explain it....
£100 a week for sweeping the floor when my younger sister was earning double that in the office.
It's almost as if he didn't want me around
Could be. Do you think I should sue.
I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -
--Good for them if they survive.
Do I think you should do what to Sue? Did she work in the office as well? Or is she your Step Mum, and you think doing her would be a suitable act of reciprocation?
Could be. Do you think I should sue.
effendi
I did some research (google) and you'll be glad to know that you're the first person ever on the internets to post 'harness your pivot and back swing'.I'm sure I intended to include "the power of" somewhere in there, but seeing as I passed out shortly after posting, I don't want to deconstruct it.What in the name of tarnation does that mean
Most people would think that it's because it doesn't mean anything, but the more savantatious among us will raise an appreciative eyebrow whilst revelling in the vicarious glow.
I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -
--Good for them if they survive.
effendi
Ahhh, the first one was funny, this one less so.Do I think you should do what to Sue? Did she work in the office as well? Or is she your Step Mum, and you think doing her would be a suitable act of reciprocation?
Could be. Do you think I should sue.
Besides. I never accidentally verbs.
I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -
--Good for them if they survive.
an alchemist?
Rather, I think it's because I'm the only one who knows how to properly utilize his 14" cock. The others are simply wasting potential.
I'm more upset about the fact that I used than instead of then...
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I knew that was too much, I should have just gone with the "I don't even know who the fuck Sue is" line.
effendi
It's OK not to be perfect, there can be only one manker.
I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -
--Good for them if they survive.
effendi
We live and we learn this forumular art.I knew that was too much, I should have just gone with the "I don't even know who the fuck Sue is" line.
You may find this difficult to believe but I, too, have made the odd post that wasn't even slightly funny.
2006 I think it was
I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -
--Good for them if they survive.
an alchemist?
Just over 5 %, maybe not enough to establish a linear trend between humor and speech, but if you fudge some numbers I'm sure you could fake it.You may find this difficult to believe but I, too, have made the odd post that wasn't even slightly funny.
2006 of them I think it was
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You people post like two lab geeks, an accountant, and a misogynist.
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