Sheds.

[Squeamous]

Well I'm not.
I don't care if it is a mental construct. I want to get laid too.

I think the implication is that you're a nerd too, doofus.

[manker]

Well I'm not.
I don't care if it is a mental construct. I want to get laid too.

I think the implication is that you're a nerd too, doofus.

Preposterous.
I'm clearly the socially competent jet-setter who deigns to hang around with nerds and misogynists every third Wednesday night to break up the debauched routine of cocaine, hookers and x-bawks wank offs.

[Squeamous]

Preposterous.
I'm clearly the socially competent jet-setter who deigns to hang around with nerds and misogynists every third Wednesday night to break up the debauched routine of cocaine, hookers and x-bawks wank offs.

Did you just say 'preposterous'?

[mjmacky]

Preposterous.
I'm clearly the socially competent jet-setter who deigns to hang around with nerds and misogynists every third Wednesday night to break up the debauched routine of cocaine, hookers and x-bawks wank offs.

That's something a nerd would say.

[NotLettingItGo]

Two lab geeks, an accountant, and a misogynist walk into a bar...*

The bartender turns to reject and says, "sorry we don't serve your kind here". Then all the nerds get laid.

It's not funny, but I'm not complaining.

I hate to have to piss on this parade, but I wouldn't be seen dead walking into a bar with the likes of you three in the first place.

[mjmacky]

I hate to have to piss on this parade, but I wouldn't be seen dead walking into a bar with the likes of you three in the first place.

You're right about that, as if we'd let you follow us all the way to the bar. Are there any other bar joke setups you'd like to refute, perhaps the one with the alcoholic grasshopper?

[NotLettingItGo]

You're right about that, as if we'd let you follow us all the way to the bar. Are there any other bar joke setups you'd like to refute, perhaps the one with the alcoholic grasshopper?

I was being serious, in fact I'll go further and state that if I walked into a bar and found any one of you in it, I'd leave and go to a bar that had nice people in it.

[chalice]

You're right about that, as if we'd let you follow us all the way to the bar. Are there any other bar joke setups you'd like to refute, perhaps the one with the alcoholic grasshopper?

I was being serious, in fact I'll go further and state that if I walked into a bar and found any one of you in it, I'd leave and go to a bar that had nice people in it.

That bar would immediately negate your criterion, though, in that it would have you in it, innit.

[NotLettingItGo]

That bar would immediately negate your criterion, though, in that it would have you in it, innit.

Ooooppppssss!!!111 LOGIC FAIL.

I'm the one out of four who isn't a self confessed wife beater, or someone who manipulates other people.

[chalice]

That bar would immediately negate your criterion, though, in that it would have you in it, innit.

Ooooppppssss!!!111 LOGIC FAIL.

I'm the one out of four who isn't a self confessed wife beater, or someone who manipulates other people.

How is that a logic fail? It's pretty fucking pristine from where I'm looking at it.