Sheds.

[mjmacky]

Ooooppppssss!!!111

Could you define this for me. I tried to look it up in the dictionary without success. I'm sure I would understand the rest of your post if you enlightened me.

[chalice]

Unless, of course, and I'm being the devil's apologist here, you think that trying (and failing) to be a cunt to cunts makes you a good person.

You're somewhat deluded on that score, sunshine.

[Squeamous]

I hate to have to piss on this parade, but I wouldn't be seen dead walking into a bar with the likes of you three in the first place.

You're right about that, as if we'd let you follow us all the way to the bar. Are there any other bar joke setups you'd like to refute, perhaps the one with the alcoholic grasshopper?

While we're taking everything very seriously, I'd just like to point out that anyone who refuses to let his partner in his shed/games room/wank den/man creche, probably doesn't possess the social skills to spend an evening in a bar in mixed company, and neither should he attempt it. I will go on my own with my bitches thank you very much.

[chalice]

You're right about that, as if we'd let you follow us all the way to the bar. Are there any other bar joke setups you'd like to refute, perhaps the one with the alcoholic grasshopper?

While we're taking everything very seriously, I'd just like to point out that anyone who refuses to let his partner in his shed/games room/wank den/man creche, probably doesn't possess the social skills to spend an evening in a bar in mixed company, and neither should he attempt it. I will go on my own with my bitches thank you very much.

Energetic apathy notwithstanding, you're still not having a go at my shed/bunker/silage unit.

[NotLettingItGo]

Unless, of course, and I'm being the devil's apologist here, you think that trying (and failing) to be a cunt to cunts makes you a good person.

You're somewhat deluded on that score, sunshine.

Oh! Fucks noes... the chief spastic thinks badly of me.

[NotLettingItGo]

Could you define this for me. I tried to look it up in the dictionary without success. I'm sure I would understand the rest of your post if you enlightened me.

I wouldn't be so sure if I were you, seriously I've seen your posts and I wouldn't hold out much hope of you understanding fuck all.

[chalice]

Unless, of course, and I'm being the devil's apologist here, you think that trying (and failing) to be a cunt to cunts makes you a good person.

You're somewhat deluded on that score, sunshine.

Oh! Fucks noes... the chief spastic thinks badly of me.

I don't think of you much. When I do it's more an amalgam of sympathy and exasperation.

Then I say stuff. Then you say stuff back which facilitates my win. You're your own worst enema.

[mjmacky]

You're right about that, as if we'd let you follow us all the way to the bar. Are there any other bar joke setups you'd like to refute, perhaps the one with the alcoholic grasshopper?

While we're taking everything very seriously, I'd just like to point out that anyone who refuses to let his partner in his shed/games room/wank den/man creche, probably doesn't possess the social skills to spend an evening in a bar in mixed company, and neither should he attempt it. I will go on my own with my bitches thank you very much.

Why are you replying to me with this? I decided not to go with being a shed owner for the purposes of this thread. The most you could take away is that I'm hiding out or breaking into other people's sheds. The reality is I live in a 1 bedroom condo, and when I move out of the country, I'm murdering 5 people.

On another note, I'm a very friendly drunk. I've excused more stupidity and horrendous personality traits on a drunken night than my cumulative adult summation of tolerance. I've even wrapped my arm around the guy hitting on my girlfriend (at the time). The place to avoid having me in mixed company is ANYWHERE else besides the bar, including my own home. Did you take me for a mean drunk or something?

[NotLettingItGo]

...You're your own worst enema.

I believe that bit is true... it must be, after all who would know more about enemas than an arsehole.

[mjmacky]

I wouldn't be so sure if I were you, seriously I've seen your posts and I wouldn't hold out much hope of you understanding fuck all.

I've never really tried to understand fuck all. I always found fuck all to be too vague a concept to bother with.
I was baiting you into an easy trap anyway. If you walked into it, I'm not sure if I would have lacked enough self-respect to finish it.