What can I do?

[Squeamous]

Usually when I have sexy times with a man he wants to do it again. In this case, the plaintiff, who we shall refer to only as 'R' insists that although he would like to spend more time with me sex is by no means a foregone conclusion. I think it is. Obviously I could just rape him like I normally do, but I would really like to try consensual sex for once in my life. Since the feted occasion of our coupling I have been trying to show an interest in his shit and sending him Youtube clips of the Borg and Dominion wars (Star Trek franchise) in an attempt to inflame his ardour. To be honest I'm almost out of ideas. We have arranged a Star Trek DVD fest at his place over the Xmas period. Would it be too much to turn up as Jeri Ryan in a Santa outfit? Obviously I want to avoid this sort of thing happening:

[mjmacky]

Maybe next time drive European or American, and try not bag the Honda.

[mjmacky]

For the record, my relationship with pussy as follows:

[Mr. Mulder]

I don't understand the question. Are we saying he doesn't want to get all up in your toilet parts?

[mjmacky]

I don't understand the question. Are we saying he doesn't want to get all up in your toilet parts?

I think she's saying he wants to take it slow, a raincheck on the toiletries.

[Artemis]

I don't understand the question. Are we saying he doesn't want to get all up in your toilet parts?

I think she's saying he wants to take it slow, a raincheck on the toiletries.

He may be fagnostic, and just trying to discover his 'true' feelings.

[mjmacky]

He may be fagnostic, and just trying to discover his 'true' feelings.

She didn't say she already told him about her penis. Perhaps amorous inklings revealed a bulge and scared off the prey

[Barbarossa]

I don't understand the question.

[Squeamous]

I think she's saying he wants to take it slow, a raincheck on the toiletries.

He may be fagnostic, and just trying to discover his 'true' feelings.

She didn't say she already told him about her penis. Perhaps amorous inklings revealed a bulge and scared off the prey

'Fagnostic'

Is that what he's saying, that he wants to take it slow??! WTF! I don't have sexy with gheys.

PS. I strapped my penis down and got him drunk, he was none the wiser

[Something Else]

He's probably a bit scared of you. More sex, and he'll soon be over it.