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Ahhh, you can't beat a spot of diddlingOriginally Posted by Squeamous
Yes, he wasn't exactly shy about it this time. I have a feeling I've been diddledSo the whole thing was just a ruse to get you wet and gagging for bumsecks.
I have new found respect for STM&S dewd
effendi
The Barbster; master stroker of onanistic innuendo.
I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -
--Good for them if they survive.
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I have shown him this thread. He says to tell you 'brofist' back
effendi
bromantic beginningsI have shown him this thread. He says to tell you 'brofist' back
In related news, wtf are you doing showing real people this board.
They don't understand internets stuff and he'll probably make you stop sending me pics of your bewbs.
If my missus asks me what I'm doing, I tell her I'm looking at schoolgirl hentai. It's just less awkward.
I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -
--Good for them if they survive.
mostly harmless
Real people on teh board - It never EVER ends well
spmado
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Nobody from earl knows about this forum, like. (apart from the wench, obviousment)
I struggled to explain to my ma why some welsh poove sent me a shitload of malrboro lights tho'.
As long as I've got a face
You've got a place to sit
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I won an ipod touch from nuts once, and also a book of pictures of things that look like cawks from b3ta.
One was easier to explain than the other
spmado
BT Rep: +2
well a book full of cocks was probably expected of you
As long as I've got a face
You've got a place to sit
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I had to complete a tie-breaker question...
"I love cock because..."
My answer - "I'm a cunt"
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You leave him alone, you know too much! Anyway, he doesn't want to join: he's more of a lurker, hanging around in the periphery quietly waiting for any mention of him and looking through my posting history like a News of the World journalist and trying to throw me off the scent by calling me a bunny boiler (which as I told him is totally impossible because I checked his garden after we first met and I know he doesn't have a bunny).bromantic beginnings
In related news, wtf are you doing showing real people this board.
They don't understand internets stuff and he'll probably make you stop sending me pics of your bewbs.
If my missus asks me what I'm doing, I tell her I'm looking at schoolgirl hentai. It's just less awkward.
Perhaps you're right though. With the next one I'll be more circumspect.
Hai Sweety!
I thought you were an asshole?I had to complete a tie-breaker question...
"I love cock because..."
My answer - "I'm a cunt"
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