What can I do?

[Barbarossa]

That would have worked too, probably

[Squeamous]

That would have worked too, probably

You'll always be both to me

[Barbarossa]

I am dark, mysterious, and ever-so slightly damp

[manker]

Nobody from earl knows about this forum, like. (apart from the wench, obviousment)

I struggled to explain to my ma why some welsh poove sent me a shitload of malrboro lights tho'.

I'd forgotten about that. I'm like the best internets friend evar - and the first thing you said to me when I came back was 'fucking hell, welshist. you still owe me a turkey t-shirt'

Did you tell her that malcolm was my pet name for you, btw

[manker]

You leave him alone, you know too much! Anyway, he doesn't want to join: he's more of a lurker, hanging around in the periphery quietly waiting for any mention of him and looking through my posting history like a News of the World journalist and trying to throw me off the scent by calling me a bunny boiler (which as I told him is totally impossible because I checked his garden after we first met and I know he doesn't have a bunny).
Perhaps you're right though. With the next one I'll be more circumspect.

'With the next one'

You may as well get him to join now, the damage is already done.
He can educate us all in how to lay sex-traps for erudite but unsuspecting professional wiminz. I'm still in awe.

Hai Sweety!

ohai there, shiny-robot-vixen

[Proper Bo]

Nobody from earl knows about this forum, like. (apart from the wench, obviousment)

I struggled to explain to my ma why some welsh poove sent me a shitload of malrboro lights tho'.

I'd forgotten about that. I'm like the best internets friend evar - and the first thing you said to me when I came back was 'fucking hell, welshist. you still owe me a turkey t-shirt'

Did you tell her that malcolm was my pet name for you, btw

[Squeamous]

'With the next one'

You may as well get him to join now, the damage is already done.
He can educate us all in how to lay sex-traps for erudite but unsuspecting professional wiminz. I'm still in awe.

Hai Sweety!

ohai there, shiny-robot-vixen

Actually I was aiming that at him. My customary greeting you for you is a sexy handshake behind the nearest skip, remember?

I still refuse to accept that I was tricked. He seemed so innocent. Tricksy little whore

*gasp* I've just remembered, he SAID he was on the pill. I'm not ready to be a daddy yet.....!

[manker]

Hai Sweety!

ohai there, shiny-robot-vixen

Actually I was aiming that at him.

zomg i had no idea

My customary greeting you for you is a sexy handshake behind the nearest skip, remember?

I still refuse to accept that I was tricked. He seemed so innocent. Tricksy little whore

*gasp* I've just remembered, he SAID he was on the pill. I'm not ready to be a daddy yet.....!

That biological clock

Don't worry, we'll devise some secret internet plan to get your revenge.
Expect it to include pegging.

[mjmacky]

Does lurker mean he's not very brights?

[Artemis]

Does lurker mean he's not very brights?

Well since the lurking seems to be a part of the overall ruse to lull poor gullible Squeamous into a false sense of security, before rogering her like a marine on leave, I would say that the lurker was rather bright to carry out said dastardly plan without a hitch.