Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
zomg i had no idea

That biological clock

Don't worry, we'll devise some secret internet plan to get your revenge.
Expect it to include pegging.


Pegging is already part of my normal sexual repertoire. How about we spitroast him?

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Quote Originally Posted by mjmacky View Post
Does lurker mean he's not very brights?
Well since the lurking seems to be a part of the overall ruse to lull poor gullible Squeamous into a false sense of security, before rogering her like a marine on leave, I would say that the lurker was rather bright to carry out said dastardly plan without a hitch.