What can I do?

[megabyteme]

Usually when I have sexy times with a man he wants to do it again. In this case, the plaintiff, who we shall refer to only as 'R' insists that although he would like to spend more time with me sex is by no means a foregone conclusion. I think it is.

Way to go, Reject! *High five* Who says stalking doesn't pay off?

Now if you could just get past the part of you being the ghey...

[NotLettingItGo]

[megabyteme]

And, isn't this more your normal standard for entry, Sq? How did his application get moved to the top of the stack without being qualified?

http://movieclips.com/Zf5G-real-geni...ry-smart-girl/

[manker]

Usually when I have sexy times with a man he wants to do it again. In this case, the plaintiff, who we shall refer to only as 'R' insists that although he would like to spend more time with me sex is by no means a foregone conclusion. I think it is.

Way to go, Reject! *High five* Who says stalking doesn't pay off?

Now if you could just get past the part of you being the ghey...

It all makes perfect sense now.

[manker]

In all seriousness, Squeams, you're obviously doing it wrong in some way.

Maybe you're only partly to blame but if you've chosen some old guy, a homosexual or a hippy, then of course they're not going to want sex very much.
If your target is none of those things, then you have a problem and I think I can help.

You're hungry and your mother gives you a cake. You eat one and although you're still hungry, you don't accept a second.
Given that you wouldn't want to offend your mam and you have a physical need for cake, it can only be because the cake sucked.

So you're doing sex wrong. At least from a guy's perspective.
zomg i'm a guy!1 You can re-create the scene with, um, a mannequin or a teddy or something else - and we'll get to the bottom of this connundrum via the gift of skype



That scene with Seven and Harry in this context was pretty damn awesome, btw

[NotLettingItGo]

It all makes perfect sense now.

I'm glad it does too you, I get more confused every time I come here.

I'm apparently a ghey lesbian misognistic stalker paedophile with a superiority complex, I do wish you fuckers would make your mind up. I'm starting to struggle to fill all of these roles at the same time. See the misogynist one I can manage, and I can cope with the superiority complex that you've all added on top of that, but now I'm confused because you've got me stalking a woman I don't talk too, and I can't quite figure out why a misogynist with a superiority complex would stalk a woman who he would obviously consider inferior. Stalker or misogynist with a supiority complex? Also if I'm ghey as well as a paedophile, what interest is it that I have in women? Now if I was a lesbian you might have something, but I think I might be missing some vital parts to be a lesbian.

You're all fucking incredible. Keep flailing around trying to figure me out it's entertaining me

[manker]

It all makes perfect sense now.

I'm glad it does too you, I get more confused every time I come here.

I'm apparently a ghey lesbian misognistic stalker paedophile with a superiority complex, I do wish you fuckers would make your mind up. I'm starting to struggle to fill all of these roles at the same time. See the misogynist one I can manage, and I can cope with the superiority complex that you've all added on top of that, but now I'm confused because you've got me stalking a woman I don't talk too, and I can't quite figure out why a misogynist with a superiority complex would stalk a woman who he would obviously consider inferior. Stalker or misogynist with a supiority complex? Also if I'm ghey as well as a paedophile, what interest is it that I have in women? Now if I was a lesbian you might have something, but I think I might be missing some vital parts to be a lesbian.

You're all fucking incredible. Keep flailing around trying to figure me out it's entertaining me

You're just adding everything that's ever been said about you into a gigantic word brick.

I'll summarise:
You're a decent kind of a chap who had a thing for a chick who posts here but got hurt and that exacerbated your general disillusionment with humans - and you like to fuck around with hyperbole on the internets.
Oh, and your tenuous grip on grammar enabled me to 'prove' that you're ghey in that other thread

[NotLettingItGo]

You're just adding everything that's ever been said about you into a gigantic word brick.

I'll summarise:
You're a decent kind of a chap who had a thing for a chick who posts here but got hurt and that exacerbated your general disillusionment with humans - and you like to fuck around with hyperbole on the internets.
Oh, and your tenuous grip on grammar enabled me to 'prove' that you're ghey in that other thread

Nope! Try again.

[manker]

Nope! Try again.

Willdo, chief.
Just as soon as I've finished watching the 5th series of Friends and lobbying for a ban on lesbian porn.

[NotLettingItGo]

So is that it then? An end to the pollution of every thread with random guesses about who I am, cause it's just getting entertaining.