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  1. 12-09-2011, 01:52 AM #71
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    Quote Originally Posted by Squeamous View Post
    Anyway, you know what Les is like. He could ask me to do the most degrading things previously thought humanly impossible and I would just think he was being a lovely sweet old thing with a minor pecadillo.
    I think that's the key to his success with wiminz, that silver tongued Scotch fox.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chavis View Post
    My dad made me promise that after he died, I'd make sure to deposit his ashes up the sphincters of each and every one of my children on a weekly basis.

    Glod rest his soul.
    Was your dad immensely fat by any chance ?

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    Actually, while we are on the subject, it seems that Glod has forsaken us.....

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  9. 12-09-2011, 12:37 PM Lounge   -   #75
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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
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    WTF?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Squeamous View Post
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    WTF?
    It was late. No combination of smiles or words would convey 'But you're a girl, they're always getting offended about stuff, but on the off-chance it's true, and given half a chance, i'm sure i could remedy that. Also, I posted a soliloquy 24 hours ago to the effect that I had never been offended. We appear to be of the same mind. Please prime your back-doors for being smashed in over pina-coladas.'

    All that flashed thro' my mind when I read that one line. So I took a pic of my face at the exact time I was thinking it and posted that instead of words.
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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
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    WTF?
    It was late. No combination of smiles or words would convey 'But you're a girl, they're always getting offended about stuff, but on the off-chance it's true, and given half a chance, i'm sure i could remedy that. Also, I posted a soliloquy 24 hours ago to the effect that I had never been offended. We appear to be of the same mind. Please prime your back-doors for being smashed in over pina-coladas.'

    All that flashed thro' my mind when I read that one line. So I took a pic of my face at the exact time I was thinking it and posted that instead of words.
    I thought it was probably intended to convey that sentiment, but never in my wildest dreams could I have hoped it contained intent to back-door smash .
    I read your soliloquy and wholeheartedly agreed with it. I just fucked up the quotes and gave up trying to reply to it. Don't suppose you remember the Brasseye paedophile spoof? I was about 17 when I watched it and I think it broke me. I've tried everything to try to be offended ever since, even alternating Frankie Boyle and South Park for several hours Clockwork Orange style. It's no use though. If you can't be offended by that Brasseye doc you will never be offended by anything, ever.
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    paedogeddon, ftw.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Proper Bo View Post
    paedogeddon, ftw.
    "paedophiles have more genes in common with crabs than they do with you and me. Now that is scientific fact, there's no real evidence for it, but it is scientific fact"
    Does this have anything to do with children getting lice?
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