What can I do?

[manker]

stfu or i'll try to fix you instead.

I bet he'd turn you into a raving lunatic first.

idk about that but he beat the shit out of me when I tried to touch his ear ... .

[megabyteme]

Yeah I know I opened it up, and the original post you made about me being a decent boring chap wasn't the problem, it's the assertion that your opinion is fact. That you've nailed me. You haven't nailed me at all, I responded to your original post stating that.

Btw, I defined you and I nailed it.
You're just upset because I'm right and it sounds kinda boring instead of angst-ridden and edgy.

You've been a cunt-abee ever since Chalice harshed you the first time here. Everyone knows you are just a big, soft, lesbian-cream puff-koala.

Now it sounds like you have decided to try this persona on IRL. Please let us know how that works out for you.

[chalice]

You've been a cunt-abee ever since Chalice harshed you the first time here.

Contrary to form, being an equal-opportunities cunt and a random, arbitrary bastard at the best of times, I actually had a reason to harsh him in the first instance.

I didn't engage him until he started a thread calling a mod a 'fucking retarded prick' for simply doing his (voluntary) job. I'm not complaining. It worked out wonderfully, and it keeps getting better. But it wasn't for nothing.

[NotLettingItGo]

...
Now it sounds like you have decided to try this persona on IRL. Please let us know how that works out for you.

Don't you go worrying your pretty little head about me MBM, I'll be just fine. I suspect this meeting is as much to do with the fact that my manager is aware that I have head hunters after me, as it is to do with any email I wrote.

[chalice]

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Now it sounds like you have decided to try this persona on IRL. Please let us know how that works out for you.

Don't you go worrying your pretty little head about me MBM, I'll be just fine. I suspect this meeting is as much to do with the fact that my manager is aware that I have head hunters after me, as it is to do with any email I wrote.

Gee, you must be really good at giving blowjobs. Even your manager wants a go.

[megabyteme]

I suspect this meeting is as much to do with the fact that my manager is aware that I have head hunters after me, as it is to do with any email I wrote.

Now you've gone paranoid on us.

[manker]

Usually when I have sexy times with a man he wants to do it again. In this case, the plaintiff, who we shall refer to only as 'R' insists that although he would like to spend more time with me sex is by no means a foregone conclusion. I think it is. Obviously I could just rape him like I normally do, but I would really like to try consensual sex for once in my life. Since the feted occasion of our coupling I have been trying to show an interest in his shit and sending him Youtube clips of the Borg and Dominion wars (Star Trek franchise) in an attempt to inflame his ardour. To be honest I'm almost out of ideas. We have arranged a Star Trek DVD fest at his place over the Xmas period. Would it be too much to turn up as Jeri Ryan in a Santa outfit? Obviously I want to avoid this sort of thing happening:

Without necessarily being overly specific what did you do to him the first time round?

Ffs, Squeams. Les is wanting something to put in the wank bank.
The only reason I've been posting here is to keep the thread at the top so I can revel vicariously in your answer.

Details. We must have them.

hai, btw

[Biggles]

Without necessarily being overly specific what did you do to him the first time round?

Ffs, Squeams. Les is wanting something to put in the wank bank.
The only reason I've been posting here is to keep the thread at the top so I can revel vicariously in your answer.

Details. We must have them.

hai, btw

I suppose I could make do with the pic MBT just posted ... that is pretty orsum

[Squeamous]

Usually when I have sexy times with a man he wants to do it again. In this case, the plaintiff, who we shall refer to only as 'R' insists that although he would like to spend more time with me sex is by no means a foregone conclusion. I think it is. Obviously I could just rape him like I normally do, but I would really like to try consensual sex for once in my life. Since the feted occasion of our coupling I have been trying to show an interest in his shit and sending him Youtube clips of the Borg and Dominion wars (Star Trek franchise) in an attempt to inflame his ardour. To be honest I'm almost out of ideas. We have arranged a Star Trek DVD fest at his place over the Xmas period. Would it be too much to turn up as Jeri Ryan in a Santa outfit? Obviously I want to avoid this sort of thing happening:

Without necessarily being overly specific what did you do to him the first time round?

You're hamstringing me before I even get out of the gate, Meths x

Ffs, Squeams. Les is wanting something to put in the wank bank.
The only reason I've been posting here is to keep the thread at the top so I can revel vicariously in your answer.

Details. We must have them.

Sorry, I came as fast as I could. I was busy lolling on Facebook, and then lolling some more at the last few pages. Also trying to sort out all these quotes while they distorted like a bag of shit.
I'm afraid Les doesn't want any gory details; my hands are tied.

Damn your spoiler. Damn it to hell.
I was so sure my (completely altruistic) plan would work - and then you splayed its inner workings for all to see, like some kind of frog in a lab.

You know, you're kinda funny for a girl. Maybe you could try and tell some jokes about aids or jews. Guys like that kinda thing
Failing that, do the Jeri Ryan Santa outfit. There isn't a guy alive who wouldn't baste you on the xmas dinner table in front of the entire family if you walked into the room dressed like that.

Are you kidding me? That works with MOST of them, but this isn't just any old guy, this is a Marks and Spencer guy. He's dead classy and everything. We went to a classical music concert in a church and he didn't fart or look bored once. Plus he doesn't like British comedy so my charms are largely lost on him. If only he was more like you lot my life would be a lot easier, and so would he.
I don't think I'm going to go for the Jeri Ryan costume, I think it would be frowned upon most strongly. I think I shall just tiptoe about like a sexual ninja and get laid somewhere else until he comes around to the idea in his own time

[chalice]

By your description, Squeams, he reads like an absolute wank-the-chickens.

Why do you want him?