What can I do?

[Artemis]

At first I was like; ooh, secks in a nightclub cage, how rewd

and then; texting you for a shopping date. On a Saturday afternoon when the footie is on.


I'm getting mixed messages.

I don't think he likes football ?

He's looking more like a pillowbiter all the time. We need to examine his previously mentioned plus in more depth i.e. the liking Star Trek thing. It isn't the tight uniforms that spin his wheels is it ? Or the fab hairdo's ? You haven't mentioned who his favorite character yet (or even his favorite captain). All telling points indicating just how light in the loafers he is.

[manker]

If it's Wesley Crusher, it's all over, Squeams

[Squeamous]

I had it on good authority that the thing with the goose fat, candle, gerbil and the riding crop was a old Latvian folk remedy and a perfectly wholesome way to cure bashfulness.

You've expanded your repertoire somewhat

He's looking more like a pillowbiter all the time. We need to examine his previously mentioned plus in more depth i.e. the liking Star Trek thing. It isn't the tight uniforms that spin his wheels is it ? Or the fab hairdo's ? You haven't mentioned who his favorite character yet (or even his favorite captain). All telling points indicating just how light in the loafers he is.

If it's Wesley Crusher, it's all over, Squeams

Gosh, isn't that the kind of thing you find out about someone on the fourth or fifth date? However you're in luck, I do know. Picard (obviously) and Garak I think. He does lean precariously towards DS9, but this is good, because his deficiencies are a rich fuel for my cruel nature. Why does he like Star Trek? Because it's awesome of course

[The Flying Cow]

What did you guys go shopping for? Kinky lingerie?

I've heard of delectable panties people sometimes offer the opposite sex for Valentime's or Halloweem.

[Squeamous]

What did you guys go shopping for? Kinky lingerie?

I've heard of delectable panties people sometimes offer the opposite sex for Valentime's or Halloweem.

Christmas presents! Do they make edible boxers?

[The Flying Cow]

Do they make edible boxers?

I wouldn't know.

On the flipside, has he succumbed to your advances a second thyme or are you still dancing about on your bare feet doing the ninja ting?

[Squeamous]

Do they make edible boxers?

I wouldn't know.

On the flipside, has he succumbed to your advances a second thyme or are you still dancing about on your bare feet doing the ninja ting?

Of coarse he succumbed!

[manker]

So the whole thing was just a ruse to get you wet and gagging for bumsecks.

I have new found respect for STM&S dewd

[Squeamous]

So the whole thing was just a ruse to get you wet and gagging for bumsecks.

I have new found respect for STM&S dewd

Yes, he wasn't exactly shy about it this time. I have a feeling I've been diddled

[manker]

Can you please tell him that manker from the internets said; 'brofist'.

He'll know.