Unethical fuckwits...

[chalice]

lol everyone has cancer

I had cancer of the cunt a while back, but I'm getting over it.

[chalice]

I spent several months under the handle 'chalice blue period' where everything I posted involved convoluted rhymes, but the philistines who populate this bored refused to recognise my magnificence.

So I just went back to being a prose trammeled cunt. :shrug:

So you were peer pressured out of a stereotype.

shrug is idunno
/helpful unless your attempt was facetious

Of course it was facetious. You're still a fledgling.

[mjmacky]

/helpful unless your attempt was facetious

Of course it was facetious. You're still a fledgling.

I keep both my mouth and rear covered in the showers, that's just wisdom.

[NotLettingItGo]

Serious note: I've lost all my grandparents to cancer, and have solid reason to believe my (rotten SOB) father has it in his colon (metaphor of a "rotten asshole", anyone?). There's a high chance it will be my end, as well.

That said, I'm sorry to hear of her struggle.

/serious

Cheers MBM, sorry to hear of your fears for your end, best of luck with that mate. Me I'm going out with a bang. Live fast die young and all that. Fuck all this dragging out dying over as many years as it's possible, I've seen that, it's no fun.

[chalice]

No need, although fanks for the wishes. It's just one of them things innit. She's had this shit for a lot of years now, but its only ever been in the chest cavity, the new growth in the lungs isn't good news though, it means it's growing new tumours and is now affecting her vital organs. She was telling me last night how she thinks this will be her last christmas.

Serious note: I've lost all my grandparents to cancer, and have solid reason to believe my (rotten SOB) father has it in his colon (metaphor of a "rotten asshole", anyone?). There's a high chance it will be my end, as well.

That said, I'm sorry to hear of her struggle.

/serious

Right, now I'm intrigued. Why is your dad such a cunt, MBM? Inquiring mind(s) wanna know.

[manker]

Serious note: I've lost all my grandparents to cancer, and have solid reason to believe my (rotten SOB) father has it in his colon (metaphor of a "rotten asshole", anyone?). There's a high chance it will be my end, as well.

That said, I'm sorry to hear of her struggle.

/serious

Cheers MBM, sorry to hear of your fears for your end, best of luck with that mate. Me I'm going out with a bang. Live fast die young and all that. Fuck all this dragging out dying over as many years as it's possible, I've seen that, it's no fun.

You're 44, dickwad.

[manker]

Serious note: I've lost all my grandparents to cancer, and have solid reason to believe my (rotten SOB) father has it in his colon (metaphor of a "rotten asshole", anyone?). There's a high chance it will be my end, as well.

That said, I'm sorry to hear of her struggle.

/serious

Right, now I'm intrigued. Why is your dad such a cunt, MBM? Inquiring mind(s) wanna know.

Plus wan.

[manker]

I thought all Irish people naturally spoke like that, in fact I found it amazing that you could speak without rhyming

I spent several months under the handle 'chalice blue period' where everything I posted involved convoluted rhymes, but the philistines who populate this bored refused to recognise my magnificence.

So I just went back to being a prose trammeled cunt. :shrug:

Usually, I feel regret about missing so much stuff that was posted during my enforced absence.

Not this time tho', I bet you were melancholic to the max and even toyed with describing yourself as tortured.
Poetry

[chalice]

I spent several months under the handle 'chalice blue period' where everything I posted involved convoluted rhymes, but the philistines who populate this bored refused to recognise my magnificence.

So I just went back to being a prose trammeled cunt. :shrug:

Usually, I feel regret about missing so much stuff that was posted during my enforced absence.

Not this time tho', I bet you were melancholic to the max and even toyed with describing yourself as tortured.
Poetry

No, it was a condensed cunthood. I loved it, but it lacked sting, I'll admit.

[NotLettingItGo]

You're 44, dickwad.

And you're an accountant