effendi
Is that like the female version of phimosis.Originally Posted by chavis
No, it was a condensed cunthood. I loved it, but it lacked sting, I'll admit.Usually, I feel regret about missing so much stuff that was posted during my enforced absence.
Not this time tho', I bet you were melancholic to the max and even toyed with describing yourself as tortured.
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Last edited by manker; 12-10-2011 at 11:33 PM. Reason: gypsy cunt
I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -
--Good for them if they survive.
effendi
Yeah. We're good at recognising when people are old already.And you're an accountant
I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -
--Good for them if they survive.
But not so good at understanding that one of the fundamental reasons behind people getting old, is that they have birthdays every year, and so the numbers automatically increase over time. You know like the effect inflation has upon the cost of things.Yeah. We're good at recognising when people are old already.
And you're an accountant
effendi
Pretty sure getting old has nothing at all to do with a societal convention called 'birthdays'. You should think through your statements.
Also, the non-secateurs are getting tiresome.
You said; i'm gonna die young
I said; you're old.
You said; and you're an accountant who doesn't understand that birthdays are the reason people get old.
derp.
I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -
--Good for them if they survive.
Hmmm so you don't like that line... eh?
You never said "you're old" you said "you're 44" which I'm not. You failed to account for inflation, which is a condition you knew I was subject to. I'm actually 50.
effendi
Mentalist.
I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -
--Good for them if they survive.
Oh! Come on... that ones old now... try something new.
effendi
Okay.Is that why she left you.
I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -
--Good for them if they survive.
My wife hasn't left me unfortunately, the woman who left me was a friend (at least that's what I thought) and as to why she left me I have absolutely no idea. Why would anyone take a friendship thay say is important to them and behave as she did with it. I suspect that's something I will never have any explanation for or understanding ofWomen are baffling creatures of the highest order.
Last edited by NotLettingItGo; 12-11-2011 at 01:14 AM.
effendi
Let's analyse this:My wife hasn't left me unfortunately, the woman who left me was a friend (at least that's what I thought) and as to why she left me I have absolutely no idea. Why would anyone take a friendship thay say is important to them and behave as she did with it. I suspect that's something I will never have any explanation for or understanding of
-rubs hands
You say your wife hasn't left you but your friend did.
Presumably you say that about your wife because she still lives with you. But your friend never lived with you.
And you say women are confusing.
luls i just deleted a load of stuff because I realised that this is just going to be another 'zomg skweeky sucks thread'.
I'm not sure we need an extra one. Mary won't approve
I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -
--Good for them if they survive.
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