Unethical fuckwits...

[manker]

You know, I've always wondered who the fuck would want to look at porn with 40-50 year old wiminz instead of hawt burds in their 20s.

And now I know.

[NotLettingItGo]

Porn

Sorry to disappoint these are very real ladies in who've been having a lovely Christmas doo, and who have now decided they should stop in the hotel tonight.

I'll catch up with this thread tomorrow, have fun old chap... I will.

[manker]

Porn

Sorry to disappoint these are very real ladies in who've been having a lovely Christmas doo, and who have now decided they should stop in the hotel tonight.

I'll catch up with this thread tomorrow, have fun old chap... I will.

Oh, so you had to stop having fun with very real ladies in an hotel to log onto fst, read the thread and answer my half-arsed comments. Twice.
I'd feel special if you weren't making it up.


I remember a 15 year old once saying on here that he punched a burglar and snapped his arm like a twig, to impress the regs here.
Your desperately seeking approval post is on a whole new level, however.

[megabyteme]

I remember a 15 year old once saying on here that he punched a burglar and snapped his arm like a twig, to impress the regs here.
Your desperately seeking approval post is on a whole new level, however.

So, It's possible to impress the regs around here? This I was not privy to...
Where would one so ambitious begin on his quest?

[NotLettingItGo]

Have you heard of these wonderful new things called smart phones?

They provide us modern people with the ability to do amazing things, like you know read stuff off the internet whilst we're having a smoke outside. Amazing stuff eh ;-)

[Barbarossa]

I remember a 15 year old once saying on here that he punched a burglar and snapped his arm like a twig, to impress the regs here.
Your desperately seeking approval post is on a whole new level, however.

So, It's possible to impress the regs around here? This I was not privy to...
Where would one so ambitious begin on his quest?

It didn't work, like

The only way you're ever going to get even CLOSE to impressing the regs is to start by getting an Even Steven with a Temp Taper Fade at the back...


The fact that I can remember that word-for-word is a testament to how much I was impressed by it, by the way

[Squeamous]

I will say this once. If anyone remotely resembling a middle aged man with a fucking ugly moustache turns up at my front door again I will call the police.


FUCK OFF YOU SAD MAN AND GET A LIFE

[chalice]

Call the filth anyway. Get a restraining order and get him arrested for crimes against mirrors while you're at it.

[manker]

Props to reject for adopting a cunning disguise.

I can just imagine the chain of thought;
'if i grow lip fuzz, she'll realise that i'm no longer an obsessive, stalking, no life old guy and think i'm an opulent fox-hunting gent with a string of social events lined up. Like servicing milfs in a hotel or something'.

I can't imagine why it didn't work.



Plus wan for calling the police btw.

[NotLettingItGo]

Operator: Which Emergency service do you require?
Caller: Police please.
Operator: Transferring you now, please hold the line.

Police Operator: Please state the nature of the emergency?
Caller: A man who I lied to knocked on my door and said hello.

Police Operator: I see, did the man threaten you?
Caller: Ummm, no, not exactly.

Police Operator: Has he threatened you or hurt you before?
Caller: Well he's never hit a woman in his life, but that's not the point...


Yep, I like that idea, call the police, I'm sure they need the entertainment.


I am the sad little man I was made into by the behaviour of others. Others who oddly enough showed no respect or consideration at all for my thoughts or feelings, but who demand that I 'have' to respect and consider their thoughts and feelings. Better yet others who are really cowards, who were very happy to sit alone in a car with me lying to my face, but who now don't have the courage to stand in front of that same face and answer a simple statement of 'hello'. I'd suggest any such person, would have to be a pretty sad fucking coward to behave in such a way, and I'd be much happier to have an ugly moustache than the kind of nasty personality which would allow me to treat others so badly... but then I am now the proud owner of both.

I did keep saying the decent man was dead... murdered by the behaviour he had been subjected too. I guess I'm now coming to terms with not having to behave with more decency towards others than they've shown to me.