The Macky Thread...

[megabyteme]

MBM picking up on the perfect Segway to transition threads, and set the Universe (well, Lounge) back on the proper path...

It's little snippets like this that make me wonder if you are some robot sent back to the past, but on whom third technician Rimmer failed to seal the drive plates correctly thus cooking your CPU and memory banks and leaving us with you in your current quite neurotic state.....

Why can't I just be a robot assembled in the past and now having finally been activated, realizes the 40 MB of Ram and 80 MHz processor is only enough to dominate half the world population? Thus, in a spiteful turn of events, started disseminating just enough misinformation and confusion to bring the rest of the world down to a more conquerable level. That's totally not it, please don't initiate counter measures.

[chalice]

[megabyteme]

And, my final acknowledgment of Reject's sad existence...

[mjmacky]

All fakes, robot songs would have synthesized voices with synthesizer harmonies.

[manker]

I have to first discover whether or not the Welsh are a sneaky people.

I'm excellent at misdirection whilst playing eye-spy with children if that's what you mean.

[mjmacky]

I have to first discover whether or not the Welsh are a sneaky people.

I'm excellent at misdirection whilst playing eye-spy with children if that's what you mean.

It would be creepy if that's what I meant...
that's what I meant.

[mjmacky]

The video that should have been in post #12

[megabyteme]

Well, that was Ring's contribution. Remember, you've got to set your expectations bar low for him. Think Special Olympics high jumpers on their first days of training. Now picture the athletes with their shoes tied together, no mat, concrete parking lot, and someone has placed a slip-n-slide covered in Vaseline right where they need to plant their feet to jump over the bar. Have them being chased by angry Doberman's, and you'll be in the ball park for what to expect from him with regard to poise, and precision.

[mjmacky]

Well, that was Ring's contribution. Remember, you've got to set your expectations bar low for him. Think Special Olympics high jumpers on their first days of training. Now picture the athletes with their shoes tied together, no mat, concrete parking lot, and someone has placed a slip-n-slide covered in Vaseline right where they need to plant their feet to jump over the bar. Have them being chased by angry Doberman's, and you'll be in the ball park for what to expect from him with regard to poise, and precision.

That's way too much to picture at once, aren't you expecting a little too much of me?

[Quarterquack]

Well, that was Ring's contribution. Remember, you've got to set your expectations bar low for him. Think Special Olympics high jumpers on their first days of training. Now picture the athletes with their shoes tied together, no mat, concrete parking lot, and someone has placed a slip-n-slide covered in Vaseline right where they need to plant their feet to jump over the bar. Have them being chased by angry Doberman's, and you'll be in the ball park for what to expect from him with regard to poise, and precision.

If anybody ever commissions you to give a speech about the challenged at a sporting event, please, for the love of god, tell a story you heard about them. The minute you start talking hypotheticals people will just want to ask about why you didn't compete, hotshot.