The Gay Beard Club

[manker]

That is a warming story.
A girl who worked for me had those cysts and was given the news of infertility back a few years ago. She was only 19.
I would relate your tale if only she hadn't gone orf to work for some big firm who had the audacity to offer her much more than I was willing to.

She won't get the perks there. I bet she drives home in her X5, hankering for the photocopier frottage of yesteryear.

[megabyteme]

Congrats, Chalice! One more reason to celebrate the New Year.

I, being sheltered in my life, was unaware of the term "frottage". Damn fine word, I must say. Will incorporate it into my vocab immediately.

While searching, I came across this on Urban Dictionary:

The practice of Frottage has become popular due to the increasing public awareness of STD's and increasing overcrowding of public transport.

Which was better than the actual definition (for those who also live sheltered, deprived lives):

The act of grinding one's body against another for sexual pleasure with clothes on.

[Squeamous]

You remember that one time you taped pubes to your face?

When tied together with the V-dallion, it gives you a sort of rock star look, albeit a male rockstar.

As to your question about alternatives to tape, a thin coating of semen might work (if you wanted to go organic). Or you could go with a glue that they use for facial type hair attaching, that way you could wear it out for a night on the town.

I don't think I should, I showed the pic to some female friends and they had to admit they felt a little aroused and sexually confused. I don't want to turn up at the local skank bank and have a hundred women squealing and trying to suck my non-existent cock. Plus it's hard enough for you guise to keep up with me already without the added competition x

Zomg, you saw what I did there. Dave didn't, but there's no surprise there.
I may have underestimated you.

The thing is, though, I know that the allure of a bearded bloke with his cock in his hand behind Asda to you is like the thrall of free smack to a Scotchman.
I'll just mail you the date and time and let nature take its course

It's like you know me.

omfg.
would.

You look like Kurt Cobain.
And also, you deserve some special title for your efforts. The rest of us did less than we would usually do to get entry but you went that extra mile.
Make it so, Mary!

That's because in a man's world a woman MUST go that extra mile just to be recognised as having parity with her male counterparts. Don't think this is just about attaching pubes to my face, this is about so much more than that. You may know me henceforth as Emmeline Pubechin.

We should get onto important stuff.

Squeams, where were they from, specifically - were they pudenda pubes or did you trim some ballast from your biffin's bridge.
Did you only cut that much away, leaving your bush somewhat less than replete, or did you shave the whole lot so that now Mary would find your inguina intriguing.

Words may not suffice in reply to this importunate inquiry.
Before and after pics ftw?

If you must know, my mons pubis now looks like I've been fingered in a dingy nightclub corner by Edward Scissorhands.

Not this instant. I'm busy being wopped and being an uncle again. My sister dropped a fat one today. 9lb 1. Boy. Chuffed.

Bit late but congratulations! And may I say I can't think of a more appropriate place for this most auspicious of announcements x

[megabyteme]

If you must know, my mons pubis now looks like I've been fingered in a dingy nightclub corner by Edward Scissorhands.

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That's hawt.

[Squeamous]

And scarily accurate

[Alien5]

Hello

[mjmacky]

I don't think I should, I showed the pic to some female friends and they had to admit they felt a little aroused and sexually confused. I don't want to turn up at the local skank bank and have a hundred women squealing and trying to suck my non-existent cock. Plus it's hard enough for you guise to keep up with me already without the added competition x

I think I've been doing my finances wrong all this time.

[megabyteme]

Who else is still growing theirs? Updates, anyone?*

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*/MBM ponders with a guilty, erotic shudder at what Squeems will do for an encore...

[mjmacky]

I'm always growing it, it's just interrupted once in a while with a quick trim. I had a pic around here somewhere when it was as bushy as I'd permit, I'll put it up if I come across it again.

[mjmacky]

which year was jeesus born?

Who is "jeesus"?