The Gay Beard Club

[clocker]

I do abide on occasion.

[megabyteme]

Considering a name change to "Hindenberg".

I've seen what you do to Conservatives. The name fits.

[manker]

So, the clockster owns a grandfather clock

I've always been tentatively curious about the nickname. I had assumed that it was an abbreviation of over-clocker - which is, for those not in the know, what all the cool kids do to their processors.
Then JP or someone said it was because clocker owned a clock shop. I dismissed this out of hand because I'm not even sure that clock shops exist.

But with this new information, perhaps the name is something to do with clockwork machinery rather than that of the wired variety.
I've never asked before because I was fairly sure that clocker would mislead me with a caustic quip.

[clocker]

In the before time I made clocks.
Not the cases, the clock mechanism itself.
From scratch, for the competition clocks you're required to make even the screws.






I come by the name not by whim nor chance but straight description.

[Artemis]

Just once in a while in your life you come across people that make your jaw drop, there have been others, but that is truly stunning clocker, I will never doubt your anal attention to detail in my life again.

[megabyteme]

Noice doesn't even begin to cover it.

[brotherdoobie]

Beautiful work, Clocker,

Beautiful.


-doobs

[brotherdoobie]

I was going to post a pic of my razor raping, missus fucking beard.

But I'm going to wait until my beard grows a beard and then I'm going to post a pic of the mother of all beards.



-doobs

[manker]

I was going to post a pic of my razor raping, missus fucking beard.

But I'm going to wait until my beard grows a beard and then I'm going to post a pic of the mother of all beards.



-doobs

Sounds particularly manly. hungry bear type manly.
I await while bating my breath.

[manker]

In the before time I made clocks.
Not the cases, the clock mechanism itself.
From scratch, for the competition clocks you're required to make even the screws.






I come by the name not by whim nor chance but straight description.

I wasn't expecting that.
I use the word fantastic a lot and hardly ever mean it. But those are fantastic. On a similar theme, I would also like to throw in a heartfelt awesome, too.

You've got magic fingers.