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I hate to burst your bubble but the truth is I'm more like a scrawny streak of piss in a hoodie and a beanie hat. However you are in luck, my mouth might stink like a builder's butt crack but no wai can I grow a better beard than youOriginally Posted by megabyteme
I don't know if I want to see it, Squ...
Right now, I've got a lovely picture of early 20-something hotness in a 7of9 suit.
Also, i will be slightly jealous if you can grow facial hair quicker than I can.
effendi
Sup, guise.
Is there anything sadder in this world than posting a pic of someone you purport to be, and secretly wish you looked like, to various miscreants on an anonymous message board.
The answer to that inelegant stream of rhetoric is no - but only if that person is Tom Selleck.
I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -
--Good for them if they survive.
You can't really be stupid enough to believe that I decided to start posting here because I "saw an in" with someone whom I then avoided making any posts at or comment upon.
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The future of this conversation pivots on that very point.You can't really be stupid enough to believe that I decided to start posting here because I "saw an in" with someone whom I then avoided making any posts at or comment upon.
How about pretending to be a cunt, when in real life you're just a fairly decent boring bloke who hasn't actually got the balls to treat others as they treat you? You know, like chavis.
Well it's your deluded assertion that I came here to somehow engage with her, so maybe you should go find a post where I attempted to do that. Failing that you could just admit you're a complete moran whos got no fucking idea at all.
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You're Travis Bickle without a next film, Dave.
Boring isn't a threat. You're lucky you didn't get arrested, you industrial revolution of a fuck up.
Think about your kids. At least have the decency to leave. They'd be better off shot of you. I'm sure there's a moustache ghetto somewhere in London where you can hang your harrington.
You do realise how dull and pathetic that sounds, don't you? What happened to your "I'm the big man" thing? "I treat everyone like a cunt" thing? It's sounding rather old and boring now chavis. You're out of practice.
Oh! Of course "boring" isn't threatening, I'm not a threatening kinda bloke.
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You're right, Dave. A man is judged by his actions, not his words. Your actions were pretty fucking decisive, you nut.You do realise how dull and pathetic that sounds, don't you? What happened to your "I'm the big man" thing? "I treat everyone like a cunt" thing? It's sounding rather old and boring now chavis. You're out of practice.
Oh! Of course "boring" isn't threatening, I'm not a threatening kinda bloke.
My words mean nothing, nor do any that are said on any internets, but actions are everything and punishable by law.
You're mental, Dave. If only you'd applied so much effort to the mother of your children.
Last edited by chalice; 12-22-2011 at 11:45 PM.
effendi
Alrite, Dave.How about pretending to be a cunt, when in real life you're just a fairly decent boring bloke who hasn't actually got the balls to treat others as they treat you? You know, like chavis.
No need to get snarky because you can't grow a lustrous moustache like your hero, Tom.
I bet yours is more like the decaying slug favoured by Mercury.
I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -
--Good for them if they survive.
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