The Gay Beard Club

[manker]

I'd have raised an admiring eyebrow if you'd have said porn stache.
Homonyms

Dave forgets that he has written at least three hundred angsty posts filled with bile directed specifically at Squeams. Don't you, Dave.
Did you also forget, again, that the only reason you came back to this board was to stalk her on the internets.

Jebus. I think the answer to why Dave's lust remains unrequited plainly lies with the early stage dementia.
Either that or the victim complex. Or maybe it's just because a much older married man with a porno 'stache isn't that much of a catch

[NotLettingItGo]

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Dave forgets that he has written at least three hundred angsty posts filled with bile directed specifically at Squeams. Don't you, Dave.
Did you also forget, again, that the only reason you came back to this board was to stalk her on the internets.

Jebus. I think the answer to why Dave's lust remains unrequited plainly lies with the early stage dementia.
Either that or the victim complex. Or maybe it's just because a much older married man with a porno 'stache isn't that much of a catch

Nnnnnnoooooooooo!!!!11111!!!111 Not all over again... please god, make them stop.

You (and others) have made that accusation over and over again, and yet can't produce a single one of these alleged posts that you keep claiming exist.

And as I pointed out to chavis yesterday, you're going to create yourself a credibility problem at this rate manker. These ridiculous claims about how I came here to stalk someone who I avoided making any posts at, or comment upon, are clearly delusional fantasy upon your part.

I'm beginning to wonder if the repeating of the ridiculous claims isn't some kind of cry for help, you know some long repressed desire to act as you're attempting to project onto me... towards some woman who you felt treated you badly. Maybe we should explore that for a bit, what do you think?

[chalice]

I never mentioned lust, Dave. What's wrong with you transcends lust. You left your clothes at the door, Dave. That's evidence of an arrested development right there, Dave. Tell me about your mother, Dave. No, wait.

That's some kinda deep-rooted, emotional deprivation manifestation of the carpet being pulled out under your stumpy brain, you've got going on there, Dave. Did your mum used to give you Christmas presents, then burn them before your lickle, ever-optimistic eyes?

See a shrink, Dave, or I'm gonna have to start charging you.

[NotLettingItGo]

So is it serious Dr Chavis... will I live?

[chalice]

Well, you might do life. How old are your kids, Dave?

[NotLettingItGo]

Well, you might do life. How old are your kids, Dave?

Oh! I've already done one life sentence, so I can handle that You already know that.

[chalice]

How old are your kids, Dave. Mine are seven and ten and fourteen. Why is that a secret, Dave?

[NotLettingItGo]

I can't imagine why I wouldn't want to reveal any more of my personal details to you all, I mean it's not like you've all taken the few that I have revealed, dragged them up on just about every thread on the board for months, and gone off into some complete fantasy world, in which I'm stalking some woman who I've actually been completely avoiding.

[chalice]

I know how old they are. I'd just like to see you disclose it so we can proceed on an even keel, Dave.

[NotLettingItGo]

This 'even keel' wouldn't be one where nothing I say plays any part in the fantasies you all wander around making up about me would it? Cause you'll forgive me for taking a pass on that, I've tried that now for months and it really doesn't do anything for me.