The Gay Beard Club

**megabyteme** · 12-27-2011, 01:21 AM

Originally Posted by mjmacky

I heard that for Christmas, reject only gave squeamous a stalking.

Of course, that was only after she requested "no presence"...

**mjmacky** · 12-27-2011, 05:15 AM

Originally Posted by megabyteme

Originally Posted by mjmacky

I heard that for Christmas, reject only gave squeamous a stalking.

Of course, that was only after she requested "no presence"...

Excellent follow-up, you sleigh me

**megabyteme** · 12-27-2011, 08:05 AM

What does a 20-something woman get the late 40-something guy who has everything (wife, kids, mortgage) except a clue?

A restraining order.

What does the wife of the 40-something guy give the husband who has an obsession with a 20-something female "friend"?

Nothing. She takes it all.

**chalice** · 12-27-2011, 06:04 PM

I'm inducting Alan Moore as an honorary lifetime alumni of the gay beard club, under the veto that he's got a beard and he'll fuck most anything and he talks a shocking amount of sense and he wears pretty T-shirts and he's a genius and he's still alive and that.

**Squeamous** · 12-27-2011, 07:05 PM

Originally Posted by chavis

I'm inducting Alan Moore as an honorary lifetime alumni of the gay beard club, under the veto that he's got a beard and he'll fuck most anything and he talks a shocking amount of sense and he wears pretty T-shirts and he's a genius and he's still alive and that.

I've never heard anyone make absolute sense sound like complete nonsense before; usually it's the other way around. It's the sort of long meaningless rambling I used to have to hear from my pot smoking housemate and his girlfriend back at uni. It's like he's just broken up a few bits and pieces he's read in New Scientist, crumbled it into a rizzla paper with some baccy, and inhaled the fucker through the roach he made out of bullshit and some belly fluff.
Get the fuck off of my monitor, hippy.

**Squeamous** · 12-27-2011, 07:09 PM

In other news, perhaps this could be your anthem

http://soundcloud.com/the-beards/you-should-consider

**megabyteme** · 12-27-2011, 07:17 PM

Originally Posted by Squeamous

I've never heard anyone make absolute sense sound like complete nonsense before; usually it's the other way around. It's the sort of long meaningless rambling I used to have to hear from my pot smoking housemate and his girlfriend back at uni. It's like he's just broken up a few bits and pieces he's read in New Scientist, crumbled it into a rizzla paper with some baccy, and inhaled the fucker through the roach he made out of bullshit and some belly fluff.
Get the fuck off of my monitor, hippy.

He's got a shirt that has sperm on it. Shirley, you've got that in common...