The Gay Beard Club

[Squeamous]

You win fuck all. You don't have a beard. Your words mean nothing.

Post facial growth or fuck off.

Racist

[mjmacky]

My humble application for membership...









Profile available on request...

So like the photobooth was the only thing available?

I would vote you in, but I don't know if we're an egalitarian club or if I'm the totalitarian in place by default. Chancellor Moore will have to settle the matter.

[Alien5]

Les misarables

[megabyteme]

So like the photobooth was the only thing available?

What, you don't like the harsh, direct fluorescent lighting, and the shaky hand-held close-up style? Everyone's a critic. I was going for the mysterious, mugshot-look, if you must ask...

Perhaps, for a future renewal, I'll go for sleazy 70's porn star.

[Alien5]

You're going a bit grey, I thought you were about 20 ish.
The third picture is all we needed to see, by that I mean all the others are of the same thing.

[megabyteme]

You're going a bit grey, I thought you were about 20 ish.
The third picture is all we needed to see, by that I mean all the others are of the same thing.

Well, with less-scrupulous applicants using pics that were not of themselves, I felt it important that I not be mistaken for some celebrity, or model-type.

[Alien5]

Also I don't think you're in Europe
Unless you're an insomniac type

[megabyteme]

Also I don't think you're in Europe
Unless you're an insomniac type

Nope. Pacific time zone.

[mjmacky]

So like the photobooth was the only thing available?

What, you don't like the harsh, direct fluorescent lighting, and the shaky hand-held close-up style? Everyone's a critic. I was going for the mysterious, mugshot-look, if you must ask...

Perhaps, for a future renewal, I'll go for sleazy 70's porn star.

I wasn't talking about the shooting style so much as the 4 of them stacked top to bottom (as opposed to the 2x2 fashion). You must have forgotten that the new FST comes in 1920 x 1080 resolution.

[chalice]

You win fuck all. You don't have a beard. Your words mean nothing.

Post facial growth or fuck off.

Racist

Hey, I don't make the rules. No wait, I sorta do.

We'd be willing to accept theatrical representations of facial hair. You can work wonders with a bit of pritt stick and cotton wool.

Never say we're not accommodating here in the gay beard club, missus.