The Gay Beard Club

[mjmacky]

You look like Kurt Cobain.
And also, you deserve some special title for your efforts. The rest of us did less than we would usually do to get entry but you went that extra mile.
Make it so, Mary!

Cobain, that's who I was thinking of; well at least whenever he wasn't sporting a completely disproportionate goatee.

[manker]

We should get onto important stuff.

Squeams, where were they from, specifically - were they pudenda pubes or did you trim some ballast from your biffin's bridge.
Did you only cut that much away, leaving your bush somewhat less than replete, or did you shave the whole lot so that now Mary would find your inguina intriguing.

Words may not suffice in reply to this importunate inquiry.
Before and after pics ftw?

[mjmacky]

A missed opportunity to ask her to present a bearded clam for membership induction. Maybe not too late to request after photos for said clam.

[megabyteme]

A missed opportunity to ask her to present a bearded clam for membership induction. Maybe not too late to request after photos for said clam.

One beard to rule them all!

[NotLettingItGo]

...Dave didn't, but there's no surprise there.

You need to get the fuck over yourself manker, honestly you're nearly as bad a chavis, wandering around posting shite that doesn't bear any relationship to reality. You're a bean counter who pretends to be clever on the internet, even Jacky would require a partial lobotomy to emulate your idea of "clever".

[megabyteme]

You need to get the fuck over yourself manker, honestly you're nearly as bad a chavis, wandering around posting shite that doesn't bear any relationship to reality. You're a bean counter who pretends to be clever on the internet, even Jacky would require a partial lobotomy to emulate your idea of "clever".

Hey, RejectofSqueamous, most of us seem to have forgotten how clever you are. Please post some quotes of your (unknown to us) cleverness.

[manker]

...Dave didn't, but there's no surprise there.

You need to get the fuck over yourself manker, honestly you're nearly as bad a chavis, wandering around posting shite that doesn't bear any relationship to reality. You're a bean counter who pretends to be clever on the internet, even Jacky would require a partial lobotomy to emulate your idea of "clever".

You know, you're quite right.
I should definitely use you as a role model.

Brb, going around this girl's house. I am totally obsessed with her but she doesn't want to know me - so I'll wear an ecru suit. I think I'll light up a cigarette just before I knock the door and lean on some kind of balustrade before she answers, so I look all cool.

And I think I'll tell some people on the internets about it so that they will think I'm daring or debonair or hopefully both.

[mjmacky]

You hear that? I'm now on top. For my next super intellectual deliberation, we need to replace our source information for the rankings.

[manker]

RejectofSqueamous

:earl:

[mjmacky]

You know, you're quite right.
I should definitely use you as a role model.

Brb, going around this girl's house. I am totally obsessed with her but she doesn't want to know me - so I'll wear an ecru suit. I think I'll light up a cigarette just before I knock the door and lean on some kind of balustrade before she answers, so I look all cool.

And I think I'll tell some people on the internets about it so that they will think I'm daring or debonair or hopefully both.

What's funny about it is that it all probably seemed like a great idea at the time.

Since I've been watching some Dr. Katz:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZ2mSdGrX4c