Your Car.

**JONNO_CELEBS** · 11-14-2003, 05:50 PM

I've got a car.................oh no wait...........no I hav'nt

Jonno B)

**Yogi** · 11-14-2003, 05:53 PM

Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@14 November 2003 - 19:50
I've got a car.................oh no wait...........no I hav'nt

Jonno B)

You are, by exception, granted permission to tell biker-talez!!!

Did you ever n**l a babe on your bike????

PervyYogi

**JONNO_CELEBS** · 11-14-2003, 05:55 PM

I've had sex over my bike and I've had a hand

at 50mph

It's better if you're in a hot country so you don't have to wear so much tho, old UK can be chilly

Jonno B)

**Lilmiss** · 11-14-2003, 05:56 PM

I have a Peuguot 1.1xt, she hasnt given me any real problems, except she did break down on the way to see one of my fave bands, Mustard Plug. Got to the gig ok.

She also broke down Wednesday just gone, but that was my fault for not putting petrol in her.

Before that, Red Fiesta.
- Not a bad lil car. She overheated on the way to Reading fest 01. then was stolen twice, broke into endless times. Gave her away in the end, as I couldnt afford to keep fixing stolen/smashed parts.

Black Fiat Panda.
- Need I say more? f.i.a.t = fix it again tomorrow. She was pushed more than driven.

Metallic Blue Ford Orion 1.6i
- My first and favourite. Automatic, electric windows/sunroof and excellent condition......til some eejit smashed into the back of me doing 80+ on a 30mph road, and wrote her off completly.

I loved that car, loadsa leg room in the back.

**Mr. Mulder** · 11-14-2003, 06:02 PM

Big, Old, usually full of OAPs who take an hour to pay for a ticket and then stink the thing out with their rancid yet unique smell of toffee's and sh*t. It's filthy inside with chewing gum and suspicious stains that cover the seating with of course fag ends that pave the flooring.

It makes getting up every morning worth while