Why NO UnGive-Away This Year, Idol?

[megabyteme]

You have now both soiled my thread with mention of the Pontiac Aztec. May you each receive one for Christmas... in bright yellow- with the tent/inflatable mattress package permanently installed.

[Artemis]

Having never heard of a Pontiac Aztek (not being a merkin 'n all) I went away and googled said P.O.S. and came away with the impression that you IdolEyes have very poor taste, or no taste, or did you win it in a raffle because damn, that is one deeply fugly car brah!

I would be and hunched down, or tinting the shit out of the windows so that no one could actually see what a massive loser I was, cruisin the main in that, the batmobile modifications even if only 30-45% completed, with steel hanging off at odd angles would be an improvement (not as much of an improvement as a molitov cocktail, but an improvement nonetheless).

Maybe smearing yourself with feces as mjm has suggested would be an effective ploy, since the smell would hit them and they would look away, hopefully before recognizing you, as you got out of the car.

Any further comments you make which include comments on style will now have to be taken with a grain of salt, since you obviously are deeply lacking in that department. Damn man! The only real conversion I can see that would be any success would involve a wrecking ball and a crusher, maybe turning your pride and joy into something more helpful like a public urinal.

[megabyteme]

Thanks to those who joined in. I hope you all had a wonderful holiday!