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    Dear Friend,

    Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral celebration of the solstice holiday, practised with the most enjoyable traditions of religious persuasion or secular practises of your choice with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practise religious or secular traditions at all.


    I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2011, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make our country great (not to imply that Britain is necessarily greater than any other country, especially the United States with whom we enjoy a special relationship) and without regard to race, creed, colour, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishee.


    By accepting this greeting you are accepting these terms:


    1. This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal.


    2. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting.


    3. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/him or others and is void where prohibited by law and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher.


    4. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.


    Best wishes (no warranty given or implied),
    rOA


    Last edited by NotLettingItGo; 12-23-2011 at 01:58 PM.

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    C&P posts usually go over about as well as you posting Tom Selleck's mustache and claiming it as your own.

    I believe Chalice's challenge for you to post an original, funny joke still stands unmet.

    Can you be funny, original, or interesting, Reject? You came here to join in, didn't you? Here's your chance to bring the funny...
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    Ghey lumberjacks, wolverines, blackflies in the summer, polar bears in the winter, that's basically Canada in a nutshell.

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    You've repeatedly proved the value of your posts on thread after thread of this board, which you've filled with the warped delusions of your strange little mind. So you'll forgive me if I don't give any kind of fuck about this latest outpouring of your shite thoughts about me and what I post.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rejectOfAllah View Post
    You've repeatedly proved the value of your posts on thread after thread of this board, which you've filled with the warped delusions of your strange little mind. So you'll forgive me if I don't give any kind of fuck about this latest outpouring of your shite thoughts about me and what I post.
    Quote Originally Posted by IdolEyes787 View Post
    Ghey lumberjacks, wolverines, blackflies in the summer, polar bears in the winter, that's basically Canada in a nutshell.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rejectOfAllah View Post
    rarrr
    Don't forget, you found yourself resorting to a "take your medication" comment. In my book, it's about as low as you can go on the internet. I think I'll prevent you from forgetting it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mjmacky View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by rejectOfAllah View Post
    rarrr
    Don't forget, you found yourself resorting to a "take your medication" comment. In my book, it's about as low as you can go on the internet. I think I'll prevent you from forgetting it.
    Unless it's a comment for Oleg, that special little clump of DNA needs all the meds he can get

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    Glad we haven't abided by the political correctness of Merry <insert political correct holiday here> Hanukkah

    Looks like we're gonna celebrate it first in upsidedown land. Not sure what if I should go out or have a quite one. Got a mortgage I have to pay off now
    "Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music"

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    Quote Originally Posted by iLOVENZB View Post
    Glad we haven't abided by the political correctness of Merry <insert political correct holiday here> Hanukkah

    Looks like we're gonna celebrate it first in upsidedown land. Not sure what if I should go out or have a quite one. Got a mortgage I have to pay off now
    My upside downland land gets Santa two hours before he scares the crap out of the kangaroo's sport!
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    Quote Originally Posted by mjmacky View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by rejectOfAllah View Post
    rarrr
    Don't forget, you found yourself resorting to a "take your medication" comment. In my book, it's about as low as you can go on the internet. I think I'll prevent you from forgetting it.
    He's only gone and got the newbie hat-trick:

    I know you are, but what am I. That one I get in spades.
    Get a life!!1 Barely a day goes by without Magnum Dave, the stalking aficionado loner who makes up stories about milfs in hotels, advising the less socially awkward amongst us that our lives are less than satisfactory.
    Now, with the irony strong, the notion of medication is being forwarded by our ageing hero.

    Fantastic.
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    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    He's only gone and got the newbie hat-trick:

    I know you are, but what am I. That one I get in spades.
    Get a life!!1 Barely a day goes by without Magnum Dave, the stalking aficionado loner who makes up stories about milfs in hotels, advising the less socially awkward amongst us that our lives are less than satisfactory.
    Now, with the irony strong, the notion of medication is being forwarded by our ageing hero.

    Fantastic.
    What's truly wondrous about our speshal man-boy, is that he doesn't even realize just how common he is. It makes it sooo much more fun to watch.
    Quote Originally Posted by IdolEyes787 View Post
    Ghey lumberjacks, wolverines, blackflies in the summer, polar bears in the winter, that's basically Canada in a nutshell.

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