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    Life in reverse


    The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends.

    I mean, life is tough.

    It takes up a lot of your time and what do you get at the end of it?

    A death.

    What's that, a bonus?

    I think the life cycle is all backward.

    You should die first, get it out of the way.

    Then you live in an old age home.

    You get kicked out when you're too young, you get a gold watch, you go to work.

    You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.

    You do drugs, alcohol, you party, and you get ready for high school.

    You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back into the womb, you spend your last nine months floating...

    and you finish off as an orgasm.

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    lol, I dont want to end being a Sperm

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    Originally posted by Cygnuz-Y@14 November 2003 - 18:13
    lol, I dont want to end being a Sperm
    What's better? Sperm in cloth... or... Death making you shit yourself in front of everyone?

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    hey, hehe...

    nice - but what is about this:

    as you know there every thought exists of energy -
    so there is something true maybe - after you day
    you are free as energy and you can get connected to kazaa
    without being afraid of RIAA!

    Would be nice if RIAA discover a lot of new users which are
    already physically dead people, now consisting of energy.

    Energy - that is the key, - and I heard a guy who had motorbike
    crash and was on the border between death and life, heard
    what the doctor thought, and know if you think of energy issue - coool...

    in some ways, but that mean death people can listen what you are thinking.
    but be SURE: If I am energy after death I would not listen to private thoughts someone if do not want it

    Yeah, sometime I have the feeling someone listen to my thoughts

    nice nice... ice ...
    nice...

    wise...nice....
    ~nice dreams...

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    Originally posted by Wolfmight+15 November 2003 - 06:27--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Wolfmight @ 15 November 2003 - 06:27)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Cygnuz&#045;Y@14 November 2003 - 18:13
    lol, I dont want to end being a Sperm
    What&#39;s better? Sperm in cloth... or... Death making you shit yourself in front of everyone? [/b][/quote]

    Thats really ver funny. I like it...

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    Wolfmight your signature really made me laugh &#33;&#33;

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    i figured it was original hehe

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    You created it by yourself?? Nice one &#33;&#33;&#33;

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