Best movies 2011:

[mjmacky]

I just raise them to a sexually active *age, then the investment pays off.

*8

[Quarterquack]

You're like that batshit crazy Dr. Oz Oprah used to love to get on her show, then possibly get on her after the show. He said 8 is the age of puberty for girls so many times on-screen that I just wanted to punch some sense into him after his second or third appearance. Practically the only good thing that man gave the world was a higher knowledge of Acai berries.

If he ever showed inclination towards being homosexual or racist (he never tried to shoot Oprah to my knowledge), I would've definitely suspected you're him by now.*

* - In addition you're wearing red in your avatar. He clearly favored blue, like some urbane male nurse with credentials to boost his ego.

[mjmacky]

You give me more credentials in the area than I am using to make the statement. I think I was around 8 when I got my first boner, can't 100 % sure but it was somewhere around there. Also, it isn't gay from behind, since an 8 year old girl and an 8 year old boy are pretty much the same from that angle.

[IdolEyes787]

Great another spam thread. Just what the board needed.

killer elite

Aww how adorable, not a fucking clue in the world. Look at you and your wittow face, you don't even know what's going on do you? Who's a wubbwee bubwee, who's a wubbwee bubwee? You? Yes you are you little wubbwee bubwee.

Forgive me it seems that I spoke too soon.

I'm referring to mjmacky's comment obviously.

[mjmacky]

Forgive me it seems that I spoke too soon.

I'm referring to mjmacky's comment obviously.

The first thing we agreed upon when we moved in together was not to throw stones around our delicate house.

[IdolEyes787]

The first thing we agreed upon when we moved in together was not to throw stones around our delicate house.

I think someone has gotten what I meant sdrawkcab.

Btw when do you intend to finally pay your half of the rent?
And no more of these "I need the money for drugs and child pornography " excuses.

[mjmacky]

The first thing we agreed upon when we moved in together was not to throw stones around our delicate house.

I think someone has gotten what I meant sdrawkcab.

Btw when do you intend to finally pay your half of the rent?
And no more of these "I need the money for drugs and child pornography " excuses.

When you finally set up a PayPal account and let me transfer it to you. I'm not really into the other two options you've presented thus far, a handwritten check or box of rolled nickels.

P.S. I lied about the drugs ontly to make it seem like I wasn't spending so much on child pornography. You were being a little too inquisitive of the quantity involved.

P.P.S. Why are you writing these messages to me, you couldn't have saved this for our idle chatter under the covers?

[IdolEyes787]

I'm not really into the other two options you've presented thus far, a handwritten check or box of rolled nickels.

You say that like it's a bad thing.

A third option is a large Negro fellow comes to your door and exacts a pound of flesh.
Btw not being racist in saying Negro like as Black people are criminals or scary or something, I just thought I'd do my part in getting someone off welfare.

[mjmacky]

I'm not really into the other two options you've presented thus far, a handwritten check or box of rolled nickels.

You say that like it's a bad thing.

A third option is a large Negro fellow comes to your door and exacts a pound of flesh.
Btw not being racist in saying Negro like as Black people are criminals or scary or something, I just thought I'd do my part in getting someone off welfare.

For me it is, and I have a feeling that you specifically requested them because you know how I feel about checks and change.

Also, it's the first I heard of Will Smith being unemployed, but I guess it was bound to happen given his background.

[mactonweb]

Girl with the dragon tattoo is awesome movie.. Watch it guys i'm sure you like it.