Happy Birthday, Oleg!

[Human_Being]

Yeh! Jesus christ! Even i have a head ache now.

[chalice]

Footnote:

Anybody who has the naive audacity to quote themselves in their own sig (twice) needs a fucking ego overhaul to the max.

[chalice]

Footnote II:

One can only assume that you consider these your finest moments. Your moments of rapture. When everyone (well, Idol) got it. That must have felt nice for you.

Bear in mind, however, that Idol is an unassuming spastic for the most part and a notoriously bad judge of character on the very best of occasions.

[chalice]

Footnote III:

Shirley not, though. It's all so hopelessly introvert.

Nobody could be so conceited. Unless, of course, they jostle for the irony angle.

You wouldn't be so crass, I'd hope. Say it ain't so, Darthy.

[chalice]

It'll be interesting to see how long he'll keep quoting himself in his sig.

I'm astonished. I've never seen such unconscious arrogance on the internets and I'm me.

[Quarterquack]

Hilarious.

Let me know when you need a dose of reality, I'll gladly administer it for you.

[chalice]

Hilarious.

Let me know when you need a dose of reality, I'll gladly administer it for you.

All I need from you at the moment is some semblance of justification for quoting yourself in your own sig.

I've never seen it done before. You're a fucking trailblazer.

[Quarterquack]

I'm not sure if I have enough of a fan in you to have followed me around, but I've clearly stated I'm more of a Range Rover.

This is probably as much of a serious response as you'll ever get out of me: Think of me as arrogant enough to find humor in the irony of a pretense of humility or ignorance backfiring at me. I may have been my own victim a couple of times, but never unconsciously so.

EDIT: Also, since I've decided to lay off being me for one post, allow me to apologize to the idea of your daughter for any malice I may have incurred upon her omnipresent self on this forum. Looking back, I did think a couple of times that my response was unwarranted, but have always found reasons to believe in karmic payback, especially at this humble abode. Hope you don't let it go to your head. This apology is towards your daughter.

[megabyteme]

I'm not sure if I have enough of a fan in you to have followed me around, but I've clearly stated I'm more of a Range Rover.

This is probably as much of a serious response as you'll ever get out of me: Think of me as arrogant enough to find humor in the irony of a pretense of humility or ignorance backfiring at me. I may have been my own victim a couple of times, but never unconsciously so.

EDIT: Also, since I've decided to lay off being me for one post, allow me to apologize to the idea of your daughter for any malice I may have incurred upon her omnipresent self on this forum. Looking back, I did think a couple of times that my response was unwarranted, but have always found reasons to believe in karmic payback, especially at this humble abode. Hope you don't let it go to your head. This apology is towards your daughter.

If she pays you any attention at all, it may be in the form of, "What a confused little man. He tries so hard to display this "smart sciency guy", but fumbles with such basic interactions that one day this group of readers will (should they get bored enough) determine that Mr. Science is using kits found at ToysRUS, and WalMart."

[Quarterquack]

fumbles with such basic interactions

I think you of all people I've talked to about this more than others.

EDIT: As for being smart science guy, we'll see who thinks I use WalMart as a source when I win the Ig Nobels. All of them.