For the Manky one

[Squeamous]

"Nothing happens when you get offended. You don't wake up in the morning with leprosy"

[chalice]

I doubt he'll be back, babes, not in our lifetimes, and that vid has been posted at least 17 times since last Tuesday, so even if he does deign us, he'll feign appreciation.

Slap yourself.

[Squeamous]

Sorry Mr Chavis sir, if you'll kindly excuse me I'll go and find some dog poo to smear my face in

[chalice]

Sorry Mr Chavis sir, if you'll kindly excuse me I'll go and find some dog poo to smear my face in

/pics

[Squeamous]

Actually better not, I'll get it in my 'tache.

[chalice]

Actually better not, I'll get it in my 'tache.

He won't be back. Mark my words to the max.

It's wot he doesn't.

[Squeamous]

Actually better not, I'll get it in my 'tache.

He won't be back. Mark my words to the max.

It's wot he doesn't.

Oh no, lets have a minute's silence
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Now.....I know it's painful....but we really must learn to go on. It's what he would have wanted. We should probably start by divvying up his stuff - like he would have wanted. Chavvy, you can have the '93 pop-up Pamela Anderson Baywatch Annual. Macky can have his copy of Rainman. Darth of Intellect might want his jaunty polkadot cravat, and I'll have his barely legal porn stash.
I'm afraid I don't know any of the rest of you well enough to think of amusing items I think you might like to own.

[chalice]

He won't be back. Mark my words to the max.

It's wot he doesn't.

Oh no, lets have a minute's silence
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Now.....I know it's painful....but we really must learn to go on. It's what he would have wanted. We should probably start by divvying up his stuff - like he would have wanted. Chavvy, you can have the '93 pop-up Pamela Anderson Baywatch Annual. Macky can have his copy of Rainman. Darth of Intellect might want his jaunty polkadot cravat, and I'll have his barely legal porn stash.
I'm afraid I don't know any of the rest of you well enough to think of amusing items I think you might like to own.

I'll wrestle Darth for that cravat. It'll be a two round affair, with considerable showboating from me.

You can have the rest.

[mjmacky]

Now.....I know it's painful....but we really must learn to go on. It's what he would have wanted. We should probably start by divvying up his stuff - like he would have wanted. Chavvy, you can have the '93 pop-up Pamela Anderson Baywatch Annual. Macky can have his copy of Rainman. Darth of Intellect might want his jaunty polkadot cravat, and I'll have his barely legal porn stash.
I'm afraid I don't know any of the rest of you well enough to think of amusing items I think you might like to own.

Can we switch gifts? I would prefer an underage collection, but I find it easier to masturbate to barely legal than to Dustin Hoffman when Cruise is in the frame.

[IdolEyes787]

He won't be back. Mark my words to the max.

It's wot he doesn't.

Proved to be a bit of a cocktease then didn't he?